User:Wikid/Random Set - Revision history

Umbire the Phantom: pothole

2024-06-16T18:29:48Z

pothole

Wikid: Wikid moved page Random Set to User:Wikid/Random Set

2019-08-06T07:48:51Z

Wikid moved page Random Set to User:Wikid/Random Set

Wikid: /* Atomic budgie */

2019-08-04T04:10:56Z

‎Atomic budgie

Wikid at 03:34, 4 August 2019

2019-08-04T03:34:48Z

Wikid at 02:49, 4 August 2019

2019-08-04T02:49:45Z

Wikid: /* Sinking feeling */

2019-08-04T00:29:58Z

‎Sinking feeling

Wikid: /* Registered trademark */

2019-08-04T00:27:40Z

‎Registered trademark

Wikid: /* Atomic budgie */ modelling consequences of detonation

2019-08-04T00:26:34Z

‎Atomic budgie: modelling consequences of detonation

Wikid: /* Sinking feeling */

2019-08-04T00:09:44Z

‎Sinking feeling

Wikid: /* Registered trademark */

2019-08-04T00:08:12Z

‎Registered trademark

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−	Spilled from the stages of [[VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary]], we bring you an entirely <b>random set</b> of said propositions. Many of these could be classed as enhanced mimics. They preferentially spawn within shops, where they replace mimics with around 2% frequency. They are solitary monsters that are generated asleep, and are woken by contact.	+	Spilled from the stages of [[User:Wikid/VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary\|VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary]], we bring you an entirely <b>random set</b> of said propositions. Many of these could be classed as enhanced mimics. They preferentially spawn within shops, where they replace mimics with around 2% frequency. They are solitary monsters that are generated asleep, and are woken by contact.

	==Apologetic Customer==		==Apologetic Customer==

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 | Template || [[Raven]]
 |-
-| Attacks || Bite 1d6, claw 1d6 blinding (no damage), explodes when killed with ([[wide-angle disintegration beam]] and ceiling collapses (as per [[scroll of earth]]) to surrounding 8 squares, [[blindness]], [[stunning]], and 3d6 [[fire]] and 3d6 blast damage to all squares in line of sight
+| Attacks || Bite 1d6, claw 1d6 blinding (no damage), explodes when killed with [[wide-angle disintegration beam]] and ceiling collapses (as per [[scroll of earth]]) to surrounding 8 squares, [[blindness]], [[stunning]], and 3d6 [[fire]] and 3d6 blast damage to all squares in line of sight
 |-
 | Frequency || 0 (Not randomly generated)

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−	Spilled from the stages of [[~~Forum:VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary\|~~VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary]], we bring you an entirely <b>random set</b> of said propositions. Many of these could be classed as enhanced mimics. They preferentially spawn within shops, where they replace mimics with around 2% frequency. They are solitary monsters that are generated asleep, and are woken by contact.	+	Spilled from the stages of [[VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary]], we bring you an entirely <b>random set</b> of said propositions. Many of these could be classed as enhanced mimics. They preferentially spawn within shops, where they replace mimics with around 2% frequency. They are solitary monsters that are generated asleep, and are woken by contact.

	==Apologetic Customer==		==Apologetic Customer==

← Older revision		Revision as of 02:49, 4 August 2019
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	Spilled from the stages of [[Forum:VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary\|VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary]], we bring you an entirely <b>random set</b> of said propositions. Many of these could be classed as enhanced mimics. They preferentially spawn within shops, where they replace mimics with around 2% frequency. They are solitary monsters that are generated asleep, and are woken by contact.		Spilled from the stages of [[Forum:VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary\|VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary]], we bring you an entirely <b>random set</b> of said propositions. Many of these could be classed as enhanced mimics. They preferentially spawn within shops, where they replace mimics with around 2% frequency. They are solitary monsters that are generated asleep, and are woken by contact.
		+
		+	==Apologetic Customer==
		+	The <b>apologetic customer</b> is mainly a nuisance to other shoppers, because of their effect on shopkeepers. Apologetic customers pick up and carry the shop inventory (67% chance to pick up / 33% change to drop each item each turn). The shopkeeper considers this to be unsold inventory in possession of the player character, and therefore stands in front of the door (congratulations to anyone who knows how to code that). That renders the shop mostly un-usable. Apologetic customers can be heard to say
		+	"Oh dear, excuse me."
		+	"I'm sorry!"
		+	"How much did you say that costs?"
		+	Chatting to a peaceful apologetic customer prompts them to offer to sell their inventory items. The shopkeeper will no longer consider the purchased items to be unsold.
		+
		+	{\|class=prettytable
		+	\|-
		+	! Apologetic Customer !! {{red\|@}}
		+	\|-
		+	\| Template \|\| [[Human (monster)]]
		+	\|-
		+	\| Alignment \|\| 7 (lawful)
		+	\|-
		+	\| Frequency \|\| 0 (Not randomly generated)
		+	\|-
		+	\| An apologetic customer \|\| Can talk
		+	\|}
		+
		+	{{encyclopedia\|At {Company Name}, we take pride in ensuring our customer’s satisfaction. Unfortunately, we did not meet your—or our own—expectations. Upon thorough review of the situation, we narrowed the cause to {key staff changes, recent internal system update, office relocation, etc…}.
		+
		+	As a testament to our strive for perfection, we have taken steps to ensure that this will never happen again by {creating company wide training sessions, installing new back-up systems, creating an internal auditing team, etc…}.
		+	}}

	==Atomic budgie==		==Atomic budgie==

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 ==Sinking feeling==
-Uh-oh! It spawns in potion [[shop|stores]].
+Uh-oh! That <b>sinking feeling</b> spawns in potion [[shop|stores]].
 {|class=prettytable
 |-

← Older revision	Revision as of 07:48, 6 August 2019
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 | Frequency || 0 (Not randomly generated)
 |-
-| Drops || 1 [[Scroll of blank paper]], 2% chance [[magic marker]].
+| Drops || 1 random [[scroll]], 20% chance [[magic marker]].
 |}

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 ==Atomic budgie==
-Smiting one <b>atomic budgie</b> can ruin your whole day, and that of those around you.  It spawns in pet [[shop|stores]].
+Smiting one <b>atomic budgie</b> can ruin your whole day, and that of those around you.  On the other hand, they make excellent [[pet|pets]], for certain (one-off) applications.  They spawn in pet [[shop|stores]].
 </p>
 {|class=prettytable
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 | Template || [[Raven]]
 |-
-| Attacks || Bite 1d6, claw 1d6 blinding (no damage), explodes ([[Wide-angle disintegration beam]] to surrounding 8 squares) when killed
+| Attacks || Bite 1d6, claw 1d6 blinding (no damage), explodes when killed with ([[wide-angle disintegration beam]] and ceiling collapses (as per [[scroll of earth]]) to surrounding 8 squares, [[blindness]], [[stunning]], and 3d6 [[fire]] and 3d6 blast damage to all squares in line of sight
 |-
 | Frequency || 0 (Not randomly generated)

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 |}
-{{encyclopedia|
+{{encyclopedia|There's a smell in here that will outlast religion
-{{right-align| }}
+{{right-align|Kenny (film, 2006)}}
 }}

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 ==Registered trademark==
-<b>Registered trademarks</b> can snag the unwary. It appears in general [[shop|stores]].
+<b>Registered trademarks</b> can snag the unwary. They appear in general [[shop|stores]].
 {|class=prettytable