Transvestite quest

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The Transvestite quest sees you fighting Wendy for the Lovely Pink Pumps. The quest leader is Crowned Drag Queen.

Warning: Parts of this quest and role may be considered offensive to some players. Amy Bluescreenofdeath, the creator of Slash'EM Extended (currently the only NetHack variant featuring this role/quest), explicitly states that she doesn't mean to offend anyone with this. It's just a video game, not real life. Players who don't like it are advised to play other roles instead.

Maps

Home level

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The player arrives somewhere on the upper left corner of the map, and needs to make their way inside the complex to reach Crowned Drag Queen, the quest leader. Several attendants are walking around too. There are two main dangers on this level: drawbridges and eels, which can instakill unwary players. Lots of random monsters are spawned as well.

Upper filler levels

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The upper filler levels spawn some random monsters on generation.

Locate level

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This level has watchmen and shopkeepers; the player may buy or steal some stuff here.

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The lower filler levels spawn some random monsters.

Goal level

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Wendy is waiting in the throne room, with the Lovely Pink Pumps. There are also some peaceful knights and lots of loot on this level, as well as many random monsters.

Messages

A user has suggested improving this page or section as follows:

"Label the messages"

You are back at Topmodel Boot Camp, the cruel place where Crowned Drag Queen and her mentor <deity>
have been "training" you. They forced you to wear high heels and
stagger around aimlessly, with the other models laughing at you
all the time. But now it seems the place is teeming with monsters. 

And of course, you're now able to run around graciously while
wearing your heels, outspeeding even Crowned Drag Queen herself.

Maybe if she pays you well, you will help her defend Topmodel Boot Camp.
Once again, you are back at Topmodel Boot Camp.
You are back at Topmodel Boot Camp.
You have an odd feeling this may be the last time you ever come here.
"Wow <playername>, looking good!"
"Is that a premium-quality pair of heels you are wearing there?"
"Wow, you really are adept at crossdressing, <playername>!"
"Nice outfit, <playername>, I wish I had one of those too!"
"Crowned Drag Queen has been looking for someone to help her!"
"You're exceptionally beautiful, <playername>!"
"Please keep wearing those heels, <playername>, they make you soooo sexy!"
"All dressed up and good to go!"
"Are you wearing Lovely Pink Pumps? That would be the bomb!"
"You should be granted the title of Crowned Drag Queen!"
"Uhh... <playername>? Well, let's first say I'm sorry for torturing you with
all those high heels. But it seems you're adept at wearing them now.
That's great. <deity> is very pleased with you, too. Now, will you please
allow me to ask a favor of you? There is a special pair of heels
to retrieve, and you might be the one to do it.

Hell, if you're successful, I'll even allow you to keep them! Well,
I'll just check if you're ready, okay? Please wait a moment."
"Come on <playername>, you know you want those heels! I'll check again if
you're ready to go on a retrieval quest for me."
"What's wrong, <playername>? Broke your heels or what? I'll check if you're
ready for your quest, but I also have other volunteers!"
"Sorry <playername>, you failed all your tests. One of my other pupils will
go on your quest instead. Goodbye!"
"Your abilities are well-known to me, <playername>. But as a <rank>, you might
not be ready for Lovely Pink Pumps yet! I know you will hate it, but please train
your high-heel-wearing skills some more and then come back to me."
"What? <playername>, you dare step up to me wearing some old, worn-out
sneakers? And you stopped worshipping <deity>? Go away and don't come
back until you fix your attitude problems!"
"Okay <playername>, you may venture forth and retrieve Lovely Pink Pumps from World 3 Airship. I'm
fairly sure you can do it. Of course your quest will not be without
risk, but the reward is certainly worth it. Just think about it,
you will be wearing Lovely Pink Pumps for the rest of your life and be the
world's greatest drag queen apart from me!

The only problem is that Lovely Pink Pumps have once been in our possession, and
they were stolen by a malicious girl named Wendy. She's pretty,
but she's also evil. And the worst part is that she thinks heels
are for girls only. We at Topmodel Boot Camp cannot tolerate such an insolence!

Move out <playername>, and take Lovely Pink Pumps away from Wendy!"
"Don't expect Wendy to be a pushover."
"Others have failed to beat Wendy, but I know you can do it."
"Don't get mesmerized by the beauty of Wendy. She is very evil."
"If you keep wearing your heels at all times, you will defeat Wendy."
"May <deity> guide your steps."
"You have come so far, <playername>. Thinking about training you in your early
days seems to me like it just happened yesterday."
"Come on <playername>, you know you want Lovely Pink Pumps too!"
"Get on your way to World 3 Airship!"
"You will like Lovely Pink Pumps, so what are you waiting for? Go get them!"
"Defeat Wendy! It's your ticket to glory!"
World 3 Airship seems to be not too far away from here.

Better approach quickly.
Once again, you see World 3 Airship in the distance.
This is World 3 Airship, where Mario and Luigi have been fighting Wendy over and over.
Where they had failed, you will be victorious. And Lovely Pink Pumps will be yours.
Once again you enter World 3 Airship, looking for Lovely Pink Pumps. Where may they be?
"What? A <rank> dares to enter my chamber? I'll make you pay dearly,
just like I did those no-good plumbers. Too bad my dad's not here
to see you fail."
"Lay off the heels, <playername>! You're not woman enough for Lovely Pink Pumps!"
"No <rank> should be allowed to wear heels! Only real ladies like me
may wear them!"
"Go tell Crowned Drag Queen to jump off a cliff and die!"
"You will fall, crossdresser."
"<rank>, your days of crossdressing will meet their end."
"My heels will scratch open your legs!"
"I will bash your head with my heels!"
"You're not a woman, <playername>! You can't possible hope to best me
in heel-to-heel combat!"
"So you're trying to dance around like a clown with your heels?"
"<deity> is just another no-good crossdresser, just like you!"
"I'll slap you silly if you put a hand on Lovely Pink Pumps!"
"Don't you dare to try to take Lovely Pink Pumps away from me!"
"I'll express my respect for you by farting in your face, <playername>."
Finally, Lovely Pink Pumps are yours. Now, quickly don them to increase
your beauty score by a factor 3!
You stomp Wendy, causing her to roll up into a ball and shoot
into the air like a rocket. Then, some bell-shaped object
drops at your feet.
Crowned Drag Queen speaks:

"I knew there was great potential in you, <playername>! You truly are
the best pupil Topmodel Boot Camp had in a long time.

Lovely Pink Pumps are yours to keep, and I hope one day you will fully
appreciate the methods I used to train you."
"You look really pretty with Lovely Pink Pumps, <playername>."
"Welcome back, <playername>! You're still looking great with your heels!"
"Thanks for visiting us again, <playername>! The new transvestite models
are still stumbling and falling down constantly, but maybe they
will improve their skills if you show them some poses, what do
you think? You're welcome to stay with us as long as you like!"