Notable ascensions

However impressive an achievement an ascension might be, not all ascensions are created equal. Here are some of the least equal:

• A wishless genocideless polyitemless polyselfless illiterate atheist weaponless vegan by marvin: RGRN post
• A pacifist extinctionist wishless genocideless survivor: RGRN post
• A foodless atheist survivor by marvin: RGRN post
• A zen samurai by marvin: RGRN post
• A foodless atheist polyselfless survivor: RGRN post
• A maximum score ascension: RGRN post
• An 8683-turn ascension by marvin: RGRN post
• A 6480-turn ascension by Rast: RGRN post
• A 4:03:09 ascension by Eidolos: RGRN post