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{{encyclopedia|The atomic bomb certainly is the most powerful of all weapons, but it is conclusively powerful and effective only in the hands of the nation which controls the sky.  
 
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==Consequence Of Your Insouciance==
 
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<b>Consequence Of Your Insouciance</b> is a unique [[iron golem]], whose probability of being spawned increases as [[alignment record]] worsens. Each alignment-reducing act has a probability of (2% * alignment decrement) of spawning Consequence Of Your Insouciance. </p>
 
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Consequence Of Your Insouciance has a [[levelport|levelporting]] attack, that ports to the lowest accessible level.  If spawned in the [[Mazes of Menace]], it ports to the [[Valley of the Dead]].  If spawned in Gehennom, it ports to the [[Vibrating Square]] or [[Moloch's Sanctum]].
 
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Consequence of Your Insouciance is covetous, and ports alongside the [[player character]]. 
 
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! Consequence Of Your Insouciance !! {{brightcyan|'}}
 
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| Consequence Of Your Insouciance || Wants the [[Amulet of Yendor]]
 
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{{encyclopedia|I have to confess that I had gambled on my soul and lost it with heroic insouciance and lightness of touch. The soul is so impalpable, so often useless, and sometimes such a nuisance, that I felt no more emotion on losing it than if, on a stroll, I had mislaid my visiting card.
 
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==Protest vote==  
 
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The Mighty of the World can still be made to stumble by the <b>protest vote</b>. </p>
 
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{{encyclopedia|Every night as I gazed up at the window I said softly to myself the word paralysis. It had always sounded strangely in my ears, like the word gnomon in the Euclid and the word simony in the Catechism. But now it sounded to me like the name of some maleficent and sinful being. It filled me with fear, and yet I longed to be nearer to it and to look upon its deadly work.
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{{encyclopedia|My hand landed on a rock, and the gnome landed on it, squashing my thumb between the rock and the gnome. Basically, it was crushed and took the end of my thumb off. I just looked at my hand, and the first thought that flashed into my mind was, 'How on earth am I going to make my devil horn sign now? That's my trademark!'
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Revision as of 23:27, 3 August 2019

Work-in-progress

Spilled from the stages of VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary, we bring you an entirely random set of said propositions.

Atomic budgie

Smiting one atomic budgie can ruin your whole day, and that of those around you.

Atomic budgie B
Template Raven
Attacks Bite 1d6, claw 1d6 blinding (no damage), explodes (Wide-angle disintegration beam to surrounding 8 squares) when killed
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
An atomic budgie Is solitary

The atomic bomb certainly is the most powerful of all weapons, but it is conclusively powerful and effective only in the hands of the nation which controls the sky.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Hypotonic saline infusion

Unsuspecting Adventurers may blunder into a hypotonic saline infusion, a future tech type of nurse-substitute.

Hypotonic saline infusion !
Template Nurse
Attacks (Passive) claw 2d6 heal
Speed 0
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances poison
Drops 1 potions of full healing
A hypotonic saline infusion Occurs in small groups

There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a number fourteen needle and a good strong arm.

Samuel Shem


Perfidious Albion

A perfidious Albion is an annoying sort of animated towel. It may seem to be asleep, but in reality it is there to steal your things.

Perfidious Albion (
Template Monkey
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Drops towel
A Perfidious Albion Is generated sleeping
Occurs in small groups

"Attaquons dans ses eaux
        La perfide Albion"

Augustin, Marquis de Ximenez (1726-1817), "L'Ere des Francais, 1793

Protest vote

The Mighty of the World can still be made to stumble by the protest vote.

Protest vote ?
Template Yellow light
Attacks Passive explode stun
Speed 0
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Drops 1 Scroll of blank paper, 2% chance magic marker.
A protest vote Occurs in small groups

Every night as I gazed up at the window I said softly to myself the word paralysis. It had always sounded strangely in my ears, like the word gnomon in the Euclid and the word simony in the Catechism. But now it sounded to me like the name of some maleficent and sinful being. It filled me with fear, and yet I longed to be nearer to it and to look upon its deadly work.

James Joyce, Dubliners

Registered trademark

Registered trademark ?
Template Wood nymph
Attacks
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
A registered trademark

My hand landed on a rock, and the gnome landed on it, squashing my thumb between the rock and the gnome. Basically, it was crushed and took the end of my thumb off. I just looked at my hand, and the first thought that flashed into my mind was, 'How on earth am I going to make my devil horn sign now? That's my trademark!'

Ronnie James Dio

Round tuit

Round tuit (
Template Bat
Attacks
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances poison
A round tuit

Sinking feeling

Sinking feeling #
Template Black pudding
Attacks
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances poison
A sinking feeling

Winning ticket

Winning ticket ?
Template Black light
Attacks
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances poison
A winning ticket

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