User:Wikid/Random Set
Work-in-progress
Spilled from the stages of VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary, we bring you an entirely random set of said propositions.
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Atomic budgie
Smiting one atomic budgie can ruin your whole day, and that of those around you.
| Atomic budgie | B |
|---|---|
| Template | Raven |
| Attacks | Bite 1d6, claw 1d6 blinding (no damage), explodes (Wide-angle disintegration beam to surrounding 8 squares) when killed |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| An atomic budgie | Is solitary |
The atomic bomb certainly is the most powerful of all weapons, but it is conclusively powerful and effective only in the hands of the nation which controls the sky.
Hypotonic saline infusion
Unsuspecting Adventurers may blunder into a hypotonic saline infusion, a future tech type of nurse-substitute.
| Hypotonic saline infusion | ! |
|---|---|
| Template | Nurse |
| Attacks | (Passive) claw 2d6 heal |
| Speed | 0 |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances | poison |
| Drops | 1 potions of full healing |
| A hypotonic saline infusion | Occurs in small groups |
There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a number fourteen needle and a good strong arm.
Perfidious Albion
A perfidious Albion is an annoying sort of animated towel. It may seem to be asleep, but in reality it is there to steal your things.
| Perfidious Albion | ( |
|---|---|
| Template | Monkey |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Drops | towel |
| A Perfidious Albion | Is generated sleeping Occurs in small groups |
"Attaquons dans ses eaux
La perfide Albion"
Protest vote
The Mighty of the World can still be made to stumble by the protest vote.
| Protest vote | ? |
|---|---|
| Template | Yellow light |
| Attacks | Passive explode stun |
| Speed | 0 |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Drops | 1 Scroll of blank paper, 2% chance magic marker. |
| A protest vote | Occurs in small groups |
Every night as I gazed up at the window I said softly to myself the word paralysis. It had always sounded strangely in my ears, like the word gnomon in the Euclid and the word simony in the Catechism. But now it sounded to me like the name of some maleficent and sinful being. It filled me with fear, and yet I longed to be nearer to it and to look upon its deadly work.
Registered trademark
| Registered trademark | ? |
|---|---|
| Template | Wood nymph |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| A registered trademark |
My hand landed on a rock, and the gnome landed on it, squashing my thumb between the rock and the gnome. Basically, it was crushed and took the end of my thumb off. I just looked at my hand, and the first thought that flashed into my mind was, 'How on earth am I going to make my devil horn sign now? That's my trademark!'
Round tuit
| Round tuit | ( |
|---|---|
| Template | Bat |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances | poison |
| A round tuit |
Sinking feeling
| Sinking feeling | # |
|---|---|
| Template | Black pudding |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances | poison |
| A sinking feeling |
Winning ticket
| Winning ticket | ? |
|---|---|
| Template | Black light |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances | poison |
| A winning ticket |
