Cream pie

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Name	cream pie
Base price	10 zm
Nutrition	100
Turns to eat	{{{turns}}}
Weight	10
Conduct	{{{conduct}}}

Cream pies are comestibles can be eaten, or thrown. Keystone Kops will throw them at you, making you blind until you get the glop off. If you are hit by a cream pie, #wipe your face.

You can also wield a cream pie if you want to avoid killing monsters. Throwing a cream pie, or hitting with a wielded, does not break any conducts. Eating the pie breaks the vegan conduct but preserves the vegetarian conduct.