Cream pie

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Name	cream pie
Base price	10 zm
Nutrition	100
Turns to eat	{{{turns}}}
Weight	10
Conduct	{{{conduct}}}

Cream pies are comestibles and can be eaten or thrown. Keystone Kops will throw them at you, making you blind until you get the glop off. If you are hit by a cream pie, #wipe your face.

You can also wield a cream pie if you want to avoid killing monsters. Throwing a cream pie, or hitting with a wielded one, does not break any conducts. Eating the pie breaks the vegan conduct but preserves the vegetarian conduct.