Meat stick

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Name	meat stick
Base price	5 zm
Nutrition	5
Turns to eat	1
Weight	1
Conduct	{{{conduct}}}

A meat stick is a food created by zapping a spell of stone to flesh at a marble wand. It's not a particularly useful item. Here are some things that one can do with it.

• Use it as a treat for carnivorous pets
• Keep it in your open inventory so carnivorous pets will stay closer
• Use it to keep Elbereth active
• Mark the Vibrating Square with it
• Kill Vlad the Impaler with it
• Wield it for comedic value
• Eat it (possibly the most useless of all the listed uses)

Encyclopaedia entry

Interestingly, meat stick shares its entry with the huge chunk of meat:

Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some would eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.
        [ Grace Before Meat, by Robert Burns ]

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