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[[Special:Random|Grognor]] is a [[God]]. By that, it is not implied that he has ascended, oh no. In fact, [[Special:Random|Grognor]] seems to be having some difficulty [[trap|accomplishing]] this astronomically difficult [[ascend|task]]. The statement means, that, by all [[polymorph|forms]], [[Special:Random|Grognor]] is perfect in every possible way, and the humblest person in the [[Dungeons of Doom|WORLD]] who happens to play [[NetHack]].
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[[Special:Random|Grognor]] is a [[God]]. By that, it is not implied that he has ascended, oh no. Although Grognor managed to ascend quite a few roles (7 so far, not that he cares about such trivialities), this is not what is implied. The statement means, that, by all [[polymorph|forms]], [[Special:Random|Grognor]] is perfect in every possible way, and the humblest person in the [[Mazes of Menace|WORLD]] who happens to play [[NetHack]].
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Things
 
Things
  
* He prefers the [[Bag of Holding|BoH]] [[Sokoban]] [[Magic Mapping|map]].
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* He prefers the [[Container|BoH]] [[Sokoban]] [[Scroll|map]].
  
* His favorite class is the [[Monk]] class, despite his superior skill in barbarian and samurai.
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* His favorite class is the [[Monk]] class, despite his superior skill in samurai.
  
* Follower of the [[lawful]], [[neutral]], and [[chaotic]] holy trinity of Christianity.
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* [[Wish]]ing for an NetHack item, [[Special:Random|Grognor]] would wish for cursed +2 greased fixed speed boots. Why cursed? Can't take them off then. Heh. Removing pants and showering could be potential problems however.
 
 
* [[Wish|Wishing]] for an NetHack item, [[Special:Random|Grognor]] would wish for cursed +2 greased fixed speed boots. Why cursed? Can't take them off then. Heh. Removing pants and showering could be potential problems however.  
 
  
 
* Has changed his mind about the above. Would wish for blessed ones instead.
 
* Has changed his mind about the above. Would wish for blessed ones instead.
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* [[Wand]] of Death?
 
* [[Wand]] of Death?
  
* Perhaps even a blessed fixed greased +2 cloak of invisibility? That would be nice.
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* Perhaps even a blessed fixed greased [[ring of invisibility]]? That would be nice.
  
 
* Maybe 2 blessed potions of gain ability...
 
* Maybe 2 blessed potions of gain ability...
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* Maybe a couple blessed unihorns
 
* Maybe a couple blessed unihorns
  
* 2 blessed figurines of succubi. That would be really nice. Yeah. That's what I'm going with.
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* Meh. Life saving will have to do.
 
 
* Crap, I used a first-person pronoun there. Well, the secret's out, and I can't backspace it because I use a computer that never deletes information. Ever.
 

Latest revision as of 03:03, 9 October 2010

Main

Grognor is a God. By that, it is not implied that he has ascended, oh no. Although Grognor managed to ascend quite a few roles (7 so far, not that he cares about such trivialities), this is not what is implied. The statement means, that, by all forms, Grognor is perfect in every possible way, and the humblest person in the WORLD who happens to play NetHack.

Things

  • His favorite class is the Monk class, despite his superior skill in samurai.
  • Wishing for an NetHack item, Grognor would wish for cursed +2 greased fixed speed boots. Why cursed? Can't take them off then. Heh. Removing pants and showering could be potential problems however.
  • Has changed his mind about the above. Would wish for blessed ones instead.
  • Maybe 2 blessed potions of gain ability...
  • Maybe a couple blessed unihorns
  • Meh. Life saving will have to do.