User:Grognor

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Grognor is a God. By that, it is not implied that he has ascended, oh no. In fact, Grognor seems to be having some difficulty accomplishing this astronomically difficult task. The statement means, that, by all forms, Grognor is perfect in every possible way, and the humblest person in the WORLD who happens to play NetHack.

Things

• He prefers the BoH Sokoban map.

• His favorite class is the Monk class, despite his superior skill in barbarian and samurai.

• Follower of the lawful, neutral, and chaotic holy trinity of Christianity.

• Wishing for an NetHack item, Grognor would wish for cursed +2 greased fixed speed boots. Why cursed? Can't take them off then. Heh. Removing pants and showering could be potential problems however.

• Has changed his mind about the above. Would wish for blessed ones instead.

• Though an amulet of life saving would be useful...

• Wand of Death?

• Perhaps even a blessed fixed greased +2 cloak of invisibility? That would be nice.

• Maybe 2 blessed potions of gain ability...

• Maybe a couple blessed unihorns

• 2 blessed figurines of succubi. That would be really nice. Yeah. That's what I'm going with.

• Crap, I used a first-person pronoun there. Well, the secret's out, and I can't backspace it because I use a computer that never deletes information. Ever.