User:Thyra
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/me...
- is legendarily crap at this game, with one of the lowest non-zero ascension rates (3 ascensions in 1287 games on NAO at time of going to press, or 0.23%)
- has still ascended three more times than most of the internet (1xVal 1xBar 1xWiz)
- is struggling horribly to ascend an Arc (Val ascended game 241, Bar 309, Wiz 377, been playing Arcs ever since)
- is hampered by the fact that he's trying to ascend a wishless genoless Arc
- has had three games in that time that probably should have ascended (game 546 got raped by a foocubus on the way back up through Juiblex, game 731 didn't finish swapping gloves when grabbing a cockatrice corpse in the Wizard's Tower, game 1073 got doubleteamed by Demogorgon and a winged gargoyle in the Sanctum)
- was responsible for a legendary YASD non-ascension with a Bar; died on the Plane of Air with four amulets of life saving and 130 bits of food in possession
- is known as Kinitawowi around most of the rest of the internet
- took his Nethack name from his initial tendency to play Valkyries (Thyra was the Valkyrie from Gauntlet)
- is really a guy called Dave from Manchester
- will add to this thing later
