User:Thyra

/me...

1. is legendarily crap at this game, with one of the lowest non-zero ascension rates (4 ascensions in 1355 games on NAO at time of going to press, or 0.30%)
2. has still ascended four more times than most of the internet (1xVal 1xBar 1xWiz 1xArc)
3. struggled horribly to ascend an Arc (Val ascended game 241, Bar 309, Wiz 377, finally got an Arc up on 1355)
4. was hampered by the fact that he's trying to ascend a wishless genoless polyless Arc
5. had three games in that time that probably should have ascended (game 546 got raped by a foocubus on the way back up through Juiblex, game 731 didn't finish swapping gloves when grabbing a cockatrice corpse in the Wizard's Tower, game 1073 got doubleteamed by Demogorgon and a winged gargoyle in the Sanctum)
6. was responsible for a legendary YASD non-ascension with a Bar; died on the Plane of Air with four amulets of life saving and 130 bits of food in possession
7. is known as Kinitawowi around most of the rest of the internet
8. took his Nethack name from his initial tendency to play Valkyries (Thyra was the Valkyrie from Gauntlet)
9. is really a guy from Manchester called Dave
10. having finally ascended that Arc on January 10th is now on his one-month hiatus
11. will add to this thing later