User:Thyra
/me...
- is legendarily crap at this game, with one of the lowest non-zero ascension rates (7 ascensions in 1466 games on NAO at time of going to press, or 0.48%)
- has still ascended six more times than most of the internet (1xVal 1xBar 1xWiz 1xArc 1xRan 1xMon 1xSam)
- struggled horribly to ascend an Arc (Val ascended game 241, Bar 309, Wiz 377, finally got an Arc up on 1355, Ran on 1437, Mon on 1456, Sam on 1466)
- was hampered by the fact that he was trying to ascend a wishless genoless polyless Arc
- had three games in that time that probably should have ascended (game 546 got raped by a foocubus on the way back up through Juiblex, game 731 didn't finish swapping gloves when grabbing a cockatrice corpse in the Wizard's Tower, game 1073 got doubleteamed by Demogorgon and a winged gargoyle in the Sanctum)
- was responsible for a legendary YASD non-ascension with a Bar; died on the Plane of Air with four amulets of life saving and 130 bits of food in possession
- is known as Kinitawowi around most of the rest of the internet
- took his Nethack name from his initial tendency to play Valkyries (Thyra was the Valkyrie from Gauntlet)
- is really a guy called Dave from Manchester (UK)
- takes a one-month hiatus from Nethack after each ascension, on the grounds that otherwise it would EAT HIS LIFE
- is on latest hiatus from November 16th
- will add to this thing later
