User:Feagradze

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My Ascensions

These aren't listings of my inventory, but specifically, the funny #name'd objects.

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Priestess (Neutral Human Female) [27-Apr-2009]
Your inventory
  z - an amulet of reflection named I am Rubber
  T - an amulet of reflection named You are Glue (being worn)
  U - a cursed cheap plastic imitation of the Amulet of Yendor named Made in China
  E - a +5 Hawaiian shirt named 100% Giant Spider Silk (being worn)
  d - a wand of cancellation named Magnet (1:2)
  h - a wand of death named Made in Astral Plane (0:5)
  j - a wand of death named Property of Moloch (1:5)
  k - a pair of lenses named 3D Glasses (being worn)
  n - a magic lamp named Flashlight (lit)
  x - an expensive camera named Kodak (0:75)
  y - a blessed bag of holding named Packrat
  N - a blessed magic marker named Sharpie (0:12)
Contents of the bag of holding named Packrat:
  an amulet of life saving named Used Once, Never Activated
  a scroll of earth named Rock & Roll
  a potion of booze named Panty Greaser
  a wand of death named GWTWOD (1:0)
  a wand of wishing named Falling Star (1:0)
  a wand of death named Smoking Gun (1:0)
  a wand of death named Yendorbane (1:0)
  a blessed figurine of an Angel named Flonne
  a blessed figurine of a succubus named Etna
Samurai (Lawful Human Female) [07-May-2009]
Your inventory
  U - an uncursed amulet of life saving named Nine Lives (being worn) [see below]
  M - a wand of death named Mothers Against Moloch (0:0)
  C - a tinning kit named Mason Jars (0:10)
Contents of the bag of holding:
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Green Mushroom
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Eight Lives
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Seven Lives
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Six Lives
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Five Lives
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Four Lives
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Three Lives
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Two Lives
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named One Life
  a wand of striking named Pimpslap (0:0)
  a wand of polymorph named Fisher Price My First Polypile (4:0)
  a wand of death named Best Wishes, From Orcus (0:4)
  a wand of speed monster named Methamphetemene (0:5)
  a wand of death named Valley of the Dead Gift Shop (0:7)
  a wand of striking named Boulderbane (0:0)
  an expensive camera named Pepper Spray (0:41)
  an uncursed towel named Liberated from Public Pool
Rogue (Chaotic Female) [23-Jun-2009]
Your inventory
  c - an uncursed amulet of life saving named Save File (being worn)
  y - a blessed +7 Hawaiian shirt named Elven Mithril Silk (being worn)
  G - a blessed fireproof +5 small shield named Swash Buckler (being worn)
  z - 2 cursed scrolls of genocide named Purple Worms + Taming + Astral Plane + Wand of Teleport
  E - a cursed ring of levitation named Moonwalker
  k - a wand of death named Astral Plane Standard Issue (0:0)
  u - a blessed +0 unicorn horn named 4th Annual Leapfrog & Wet T-shirt Contest

Contents of the bag of holding named Trophies:
  an uncursed tin of Master Assassin meat
  a blessed tin of hell hound meat named Tonight we dine in Hell!
             a blessed tin of white dragon meat named Nall
  2 uncursed slime molds named Jello
  a blessed tin of human meat named It's Nine o' Clock. Do you know where your kids are?
  a blessed tin of housecat meat named Chinese Food
  a blessed tin of brown pudding named Tapioca
  a blessed tin of doppelganger meat named Kinky
  a blessed tin of black pudding meat named Eight Months in Fridge
  a blessed tin of human meat named Calvin - killed by a tiger named Hobbes
  a blessed tin of long worm meat named Do Not Open
  a blessed tin of giant mimic meat named Glass of Orange Juice
  a blessed tin of stalker meat named MySpace Junkie
  a blessed tin of blue jelly
  a blessed tin of tiger meat named Hobbes - Killed by a chaotic human rogue on dlvl 35

Contents of the bag of holding named Main:
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named CTRL+Z
  a wand of striking named Wall of Force (0:0)
  a wand of sleep named Mr. Sandman (0:7)
  a wand of death named Orcus' Weapon of Choice (0:2)
  a blessed wand of opening named Even Wizard's Forget Their Keys (0:8)
  a wand of opening named The Blessed +6 Panty's Bane (0:1)
  a wand of death named Heart Attack (Ice Troll, CLVL16, DLVL22) (0:2)
  a wand of magic missile named Sorcerer's Sundries (0:2)
Ranger (Neutral Human Female) [30-Jun-2009]
Your inventory
  C - an uncursed amulet of life saving named Anti-YASD (being worn)
  X - a cursed greased fireproof +4 robe named Priest of Venus--So Long +9 Protection (being worn)
  x - a wand of death named Apply Rectally (1:0)
  z - a wand of death named Orcus' Overcompensating (0:1)
  S - a blessed fire horn named Hot Plate (1:0)

Contents of the bag of holding named Minetown Tool Store T:6172:
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Second Chance
  an uncursed amulet of reflection named Mirror, Mirror
  an uncursed +0 T-shirt named cK -- Cockatrice touches the Kop
  2 blessed tins of Wizard of Yendor meat named Double the trouble, Double the deliciousness
  a blessed tin of gremlin meat named Instant Trouble--Just Add Water
  a blessed tin of purple worm meat named One-eyed One-horned Flying Purple People Eater
  a blessed tin of captain meat named Heyo Captain Jack
  an uncursed +4 ring of gain constitution named Tiger Eye, Dropped by a Tiger
  a wand of sleep named Orcus' Sleeping Pills (0:5)
  a can of grease named Ironically, Rust Monster (2:4)
  an expensive camera named Gehenom -- Long Way Off the Tour (0:69)
Wizard (Neutral Human Female) [05-Jul-2009]
Your inventory
  K - an uncursed amulet of life saving named Dudley's Dungeon Life Insurance 
      Policy--Your life saved or your money back (being worn)
  Q - an uncursed ring of levitation named Zero Gravity
  i - a wand of cancellation named Mage's Disjunction (0:5)
  a - a blessed figurine of an erinys named Daena
  b - a blessed figurine of a fire elemental named Flamon
  c - an expensive camera named Say Cheeeeese (0:85)
  d - a blessed horn of plenty named It bellows loudly: Eat at Joes! (4:5)
  e - an uncursed skeleton key named Key to the Locker
  l - an uncursed magic lamp named Bones--Thanks! (lit)
  p - a blessed magic harp named Symbol of Persuasion (0:0)
  s - a cursed stethoscope named Now turn your head and cough T:42657
  E - a magic flute named Sweet Symphony (2:5)
  Z - a bag of tricks named Hi-ho Silver! (0:0)

  a wand of death named Orcus' Sundries (0:3)

Contents of the bag of holding named Trophy:
  a blessed tin of Wizard of Yendor meat named Always Tastes Better the Second Time
  a blessed tin of Wizard of Yendor meat named Refried
  a blessed tin of Wizard of Yendor meat named Barbacued
  a blessed tin of high priest meat named Tastes Absolutely *Divine*
  a blessed tin of lieutenant meat named Stir Fried Ghordi
  a blessed tin of ranger meat named Minsc
  a blessed tin of giant eel meat named Kinky
  a blessed tin of apprentice meat named Pip
  a blessed tin of Medusa meat named Brown Baggin' It
  a blessed tin of captain meat named Smoked Picard
  a blessed tin of archeologist meat named French Fried Indiana Jones
  a wand of make invisible named Now you see me... (0:5)
  a wand of speed monster named Warp Factor Nine (1:3)
  a wand of cold named A Mage Never Drinks His Soda Warm (1:6)

  a blessed magic marker named Mightier Than the +3 Frost Brand (0:30)
Valkyrie (Lawful Dwarf Female) [08-Jul-2009]
Your inventory
  I - an uncursed fireproof +5 T-shirt named I Survived Yendor Military Boot Camp (being worn)
  C - a wand of death named Orcus' Personal Brew (0:0)
  k - an expensive camera named Skitzotech (0:67)
  y - an uncursed sack named Poor Man's Bag of Holding

Contents of the bag of holding named DLVL:23/T:26848:
  a blessed tin of Lord Surtur meat named I Said Medium Rare!
  a blessed tin of Medusa meat named Bit Crunchy
  an uncursed tin of python meat named Monty
  a wand of secret door detection named Sanctifer (0:11)
Knight (Lawful Human Female) [21-Jul-2009]
Your inventory
  k - a blessed expensive camera named Sightseeing (0:62)

Contents of the bag of holding named Magic Lamp Wish:
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Life Insurance
  an uncursed amulet of life saving named Green Mushroom
  a +0 knife named Ogre #Monster Power--Cut The Cheese
  a +0 flail named This Flail is Made of Fail
  a +0 lucern hammer named Thunderfist
  a rustproof +3 athame named Athame of Scare Monster
  an uncursed +0 pair of water walking boots named Jesus the Level 12 Carpenter
  an uncursed +0 mummy wrapping named Who knows the Electric Slide?
  an uncursed +0 mummy wrapping named Pharoh Knows the Electric Slide!
  a blessed tin of Wizard of Yendor meat named No Matter How Many Times you Kill Him
  a blessed tin of Wizard of Yendor meat named He Will Never Die
  a blessed tin of Wizard of Yendor meat named Wizard's Do It With Magic
  a blessed tin of aligned priest meat named You Can Just Taste the Sacrilege
  a blessed tin of wizard meat named Are you sure you want to eat a wizard corpse named gregrg?
  a blessed tin of wizard meat named Cannibilsim, why you shouldn't put food in the 'y' slot
  a blessed tin of cockatrice meat named Rocky Road Icecream -- Extra Crunchy
  a blessed tin of shopkeeper meat named Murder Never Tasted So Good!
  a blessed tin of doppelganger meat named Rule 34 Generator
  a blessed tin of rust monster meat named 14,000% Daily Reccomended Iron Intake
  a blessed tin of black pudding meat named Botulism
  a blessed tin of nurse meat named Candied Brains
  a blessed tin of human meat named Long Pig
  a blessed tin of green slime named Slime Mold Gone Bad
  a blessed tin of pyrolisk meat named Evil Eye
  a blessed tin of hell hound meat named Bad Dog. Bad!
  a blessed scroll of stinking cloud named The Ogrelord farts thunderously.
  an uncursed spellbook of invisibility named Hit N Hide
  a blessed spellbook of charm monster named Book of Love
  an uncursed spellbook of charm monster named Dingo. That Could Read. Wishbone... NOOO!
  a wand of death named Orcus Never Dissappoints (0:0)
  a wand of fire named Asmoedus Likes his Women Hot (0:0)
  a wand of cold named And His Beer Cold (0:2)
  an expensive camera named Gehenom -- Wish You Were Here (0:72)
  an expensive camera named Fort Ludios--Disposable Cheap Plastic Camera (0:34)

Final attributes
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  You aggravated monsters
Monk (Neutral Human Female) [07-Dec-2009]
Your inventory
  B - a blessed fire horn named Lord Surtur's Tobacco Pipe (6:10)
  M - a blessed horn of plenty named Cornicopia (7:13)
  R - a blessed frost horn named Icemaker (3:14)

Contents of the bag of holding named Minetown:
  a magic marker named Polypile FTW (1:40)
  a magic marker named Orcus' Fine General Store (0:12)
Cavewoman (Lawful Female) [21-Jun-2010]
Your inventory
  o - a wand of death named Wish -- Reserved for Yendor (1:0)
  V - a wand of death named Orcus' Fine Craftsmanship (0:1)
  Y - a blessed wand of death named Deathwish (0:6)
  s - a blessed stethoscope named Caveman Doc is On the Clock
  t - a tinning kit named Midnight Snacking (0:35)
  Z - an uncursed luckstone named Lucky Number Seven

Contents of the bag of holding named Mines LVL4:
  a +0 partisan named "Up yours!" (vulgar polearm)
  a +0 rubber hose named The Former Tuktoyaktuk General Store
  14 uncursed lembas wafers named Polypile General Warning: May Cause Cancer
  an uncursed tin of troll meat named Staple of Dungeon Farers Since Version 1.0.2
  a blessed potion of gain level named THACO +1!
  a wand of digging named Orcus the Coward (0:3)
  a magic marker named Crayola (Bazelbub Maze T:60723) (0:92)
  a blessed magic marker named Smoky Potion Dijin, "Can I borrow your pen?" (0:44)
  a tinning kit named Troll DLVL14. How Ironic. (0:36)

Funny Moments

Page Edits

Forum

PD#Original work

And as far as my images go, well, worst comes to worst I can just change it. I just picked it as the "Do whatever the crap you want" license. And "publish" is so subjective besides ("Oh! Yeah, I totally licensed it into the public domain already. I did it on a McDonald's bathroom stall." / Lawyer: "If that's true, then what on earth did you write with?" / "You don't wanna know.") Feagradze 15:20, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

I think I just took the cake for weirdest death#Yeenoghu

I would have gotten two ascension in a row if not for a polymorph trap turning whatever it was into a hezrou. Anyone can guess what happened next.
Yeenoghu wields a flail!
  The flail welds itself to Yeenoghu's foreclaw!
  Yeenoghu swings his flail.
  Yeenoghu hits!
  Yeenoghu hits!
  Yeenoghu casts a spell at you!
  You are hit by a shower of missiles!
  Yeenoghu swings his flail.
  Yeenoghu hits!
  You die...

*        49541  Nightrippe-Ran-Hum-Fem-Neu died in The Gnomish Mines           
                on level 9 [max 11].  Killed by Yeenoghu.               -  [71]
It's pretty sad, really, what happened. The stairs were blocked, and I cleared off everyone in the room but him. Have fun spending the rest of eternity alone and unloved in a Gnomish limbo, buddy. I made extra sure to leave a pick-axe, just to mock you, what with your cursed flail welded to your hand and all.
With his dying breath the ranger breathes disintigration at the beach ball named Wilson.
Yeenoghu: "WILLLLLLLLSON!" Feagradze 02:09, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

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Tools (software, mostly) that I use here and elsewhere.

Graphical

  • GIMP (raster image editor)
  • InkScape (vector image editor)
  • XnView (merely to get at Lanczos interpolation; GIMP's implentaiton is god-awful)
  • ImageMagick (don't use, but have been meaning to take a look at it's interpolation functions)
  • OptiPNG (image compression)
  • AdvCOMP (image compression)
  • Still looking for a way to further crunch down the size of JPEG files. Aware of regional compression, but don't actually use it.

Other

Used to use

  • Task Reporter (fell in love with it's interface; didn't fall in love with it corrupting my data)
  • Stickies (up until my virtual desktop became as cluttered as my real one, and defeated the purpose of having it to begin with)