I'm an old netHack player, and one of the Bcrats on Wikihack. I haven't ascended yet, (Except on wizard mode's one turn ascension) but I've been close, many times.
I like wizards. They're cool, although as a Barbarian I can get shit done.
Stupidest NetHack death: dies by falling down the stairs. (I was a newb at the time).
Coolest NetHack quote: Here lies my wife, here let her lie! Now she is at peace, and so am I.
Most annoying villain: Rodney (So you think you could kill me, Mortal!)
Coolest farm: Brown pudding farm.
I'll update this section soon enough.