User:Kalon

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• Australian, young-to-middle-aged is approximately accurate
  • The byproduct of my Anitpodean locale is that NAO is too slow to play on
  • The *other* byproduct of the founding of my counrty is that we speak the Queen's English, with all letters preserved - I *think* with 'u' in all the appropriate words, like "armour"
• A bit of a pedant - grammar and capitalisation, people!
• Plays binary vanilla 3.4.3 on Windows - not enough of a programmer to be bothered installing a compiler
• Previously played ToME (Tolkein-based *Band) until I finished it every which way (Unofficial conduct for a Stick Hobbit, anyone?)
• 2 NetHack ascensions
  • A throwaway Valkyrie that ended up completely chewing through everything and ascended with no problems after the Castle
  • Having tackled melee, I finally managed to get a Wizard to avoid suffering YASD and again chewed through everything, this time after the Quest. Casting ID every time you pick something up makes for easy ascension kit assembly
• Currently working on "obscure" classes (Healer at the moment) for "a bit of a challenge"
• Have tried SLASH'EM. It has promise, but the interface baffled me at 3am in the morning and I gave up

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