|Base price||50 zm|
|Monster use||Will not be used by monsters.|
Among its functions:
- You can use P to put on your towel and blind yourself, then R to remove it and see again. Thus a towel can perfectly substitute for a blindfold, enabling tourists to attempt the zen conduct.
- You can apply the towel for these purposes:
- If your hands are slippery from a cursed potion of oil, a cursed can of grease, or from eating deep-fried food from a tin, you can apply a noncursed towel to wipe them off so you can wield a weapon again.
- If you are blind because of a cream pie or blinding venom, you can apply the noncursed towel to clean your face and unblind yourself. (If you remain blind for another reason, "Your face feels clean now.")
- A cursed towel will give you one of those effects instead.
- You can engrave with a towel. You will not actually write anything, but you will erase anything written with dust, blood, or even magic marker. If there was no message, "Your towel gets dusty" or "frosty".
As a weapon
NetHack 3.6.0 adds the ability to use a wet towel as a weapon. Earlier versions and derived variants will treat a wielded towel as any other non-weapon object, but it still may be jokingly used as a vladsbane. A towel can be made wet by any source of water, including an uncursed potion of water or a rust trap. This will add 1-7 levels of wetness, to a maximum of 7. When wielded as a weapon, a wet towel will deal between 1 and (wetness) damage, capped at 6 damage. There is additionally a (wetness) in (wetness+1) chance of drying out, losing 1 point of wetness. Applying or engraving with a wet towel will also deliberately remove 1 level of wetness.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say
on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing
an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great
practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as
you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie
on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus
V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it
beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of
Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down down the slow heavy
River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it
round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze
of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly
stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't
see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can
wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of
course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean
Prior to NetHack 3.6.0, a wet towel was no different than any other random object. NetHack 3.6.0 adds the ability to use a wet towel as an actual weapon, but the false rumor persists. While it is a weapon, it is certainly not a great weapon.