User:Chris/dNetHack/YANIs/Hallucinatory Engravings

This page is meant to be an open continuation of a discussion on rec.roguelike.nethack.

Suggestions for Hallucinatory Engravings

"the cake is a lie" /* Portal */
"Beware the Wheelers" /* Ozma of Oz */
"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls" /* Simon and Garfunkel */

Suggestions for Hallucinatory Wards

 "a stylized eye formed from the letters V, F, and D" /* A Series of Unfortunate Events */

Suggestions for Hallucinatory Gods

"The Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath!", /* Undertale */
"Sashatiba", /* David Sedaris */
"Huron", /* Treasures of a Slaver's Kingdom */
"the mighty snow demons", /* Calvin and Hobbes */
"the Unconquered Sun",
"the Yozis",
"the Neverborn",
"Autochton", /* Exalted */
"Eneru", /* One Piece */
"Q", /* Star Trek */
"Dark Sun Gwyndolin", /* Dark Souls */
"God-Emperor of Mankind", /* Warhammer 40k */
"the Starlight Express",
"Dogar and Kazon", /* Star Control */
"Sivar", /* Wing Commander */
"Sigmar", "Gork and Mork", "the Horned Rat", /* Warhammer */
"the Mad One", "Mooko", "the First Cause", /* MadMaze */
"Elrihm", /* Jade Cocoon */
"Meideose", /* Thousand Arms */
"_Althena", /* Lunar */
"Goose", /* Centaurworld */
"King Talky Tiki", /* The Simpsons */
"the Everlasting Cat", /* Cats */
"Kadorto", /* Wizardry IV */
"the Implementors", /* Zork */
"Lavos", /* Chrono Trigger */
"Aslan", "Tash", "Azaroth", "Zardeenah", /* Narnia */

Suggestions for Hallucinatory Alignments

"butterscotch", 
"cinnamon",
"jumble", 
"crossword",

Suggestions for Hallucinatory Monsters

"Scarlet Empress",
"Princess Magnificent with Lips of Coral and Robes of Black Feathers", /* Exalted */
"Murphy's ghost", /* Wizardry */
"Connor Murphy's ghost", /* Dear Evan Hansen */

Suggestions for Random Engravings

"No mind to think.",
"No will to break.",
"No voice to cry suffering.", /* Hollow Knight */

Current Lightsaber Hilts

	"This %s has a curved hilt, making it particularly suited for use in duels.",
	"This %s has a classic grip and exposed emitter disk.",
	"This %s projects a single quillon blade.",
	"This %s projects a pair of quillon blades.",
	"This %s has a smooth, flowing design.",
	"This %s has a smooth hilt with a recessed emitter disk.",
	"Six little claws grip the emitter disk of this %s.",
	"This %s's grip is composed of a hard, woody substance.",
	"This %s's grip is a set of vertical black ridges.",
	"This %s's hilt is fashioned to appear much like a branch of coral.",
	"This %s's hilt is a single long spiral.",
	"This %s's emitter disk is set into the jaws of a white tiger.",
	"This %s's emitter disk is held by the coils of a green dragon.",
	"A red bird holds this %s's emitter disk in its beak, its wings form a saber guard.",
	"This %s has a black tortoise shell grip, and its blade emerges from the beak of a black turtle head.",
	"This %s has an electrum grip and pommel.",
	"This %s has a black grip with silver details.",
	"This %s has a long, fabric-wrapped grip and jade buttons.",
	"This %s has a rough, worn-looking leather grip.",
	"This %s has a grip of tarnished silver ivy.",
	"This %s has a forest camouflage covering.",
	"The focusing chamber of this %s can be seen through a viewport.",
	"A thin red ribbon hangs from the pommel of this %s.",
	"This %s has a crude hilt fashioned from crystallized metal.",
	"There is a winged blade of light carved into the pommel of this %s.",
	"The Galactic Roundel is carved into this %s's pommel.",
	"A crimson starbird is set into the pommel of this %s.",
	"A blazing claw is set into the pommel of this %s.",
	"A red eclipse symbol is set into the pommel of this %s.",
	"There is a ring of bronze sea-creatures above the grip of this %s.",
	"Four lines of silver Qualith stand out from this basalt hilt.",
	"This %s is decorated with non-euclidean curves.",
	"This %s is quite intricate in its design, covered in delicate runes and inlaid with black markings.",

Current Hallucinatory Engravings

	"This is not the dungeon you are looking for.",
	"Save now, and do your homework!",
	"Snakes on the Astral Plane - Soon in a dungeon near you",
	"This square deliberately left blank.",
	"Warning, Exploding runes!",
	"You are the one millionth visitor to this place!  Please wait 200 turns for your wand of wishing.",
	
	"@ <--- You are here.",
/* contributed by members of NetHackWiki */
	"Please disable the following security protocols: 2-18, 1-12, 1-0", /* the Submachine series */
		"Our coil is broken, and we don't have a replacement. It's useless. It's so useless.", 
	
/* contributed by members of the Nethack Usenet group, rec.games.roguelike.nethack */
	"Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?",
	"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone.",
	"Fee.  Fie.  Foe.  Foo.",
	"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.",
	"Be vewy vewy quiet.  I'm hunting wabbits.",
	"Eh, what's up, doc?",
	"We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job.",
	"You're weird, sir.",
	"I do not know for what reason the enemy is pursuing you, but I perceive that he is, strange indeed though that seems to me.",
	"When it is falling on your head, then you are knowing it is a rock.",
	"The very best mail is made from corbomite.",
	"Woah, duude, look at all the colors.",
	"I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee.",
	"Now, if you'll permit me, I'll continue my character assassination unimpeded.",
	"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.",
	"Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.",
	"I just saw Absolom hanging in an oak tree!",
	"And I may do anything I wish as long as I squeeze?",
	"Marsey Dotesin Dosey Dotesin Diddley Damsey Divey.",
	"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.",
	"YOU BROKE MY SWORD!",
	"An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.",
	"You may have already won ten million zorkmids.",
	"They say the satisfaction of teaching makes up for the lousy pay.",
	"Tharr she blows!",
	"Perhaps today is a good day to die.",
	"Sufferin' succotash.",
	"To succeed, planning alone is insufficient. One must improvise as well.",
	"I love it when a plan comes together.",
	"Very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you Mr. Wilson?",
	"No matter how valuable it might be, any man's life is still worth more than any animal's.",
	"No clock for this.  Flyin' now.",
	"She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?",
	"There're few who haven't heard the name of Gurney Halleck.",
	"Do you like mayonnaise and corn on your pizza?",
	"I am that merry wanderer of the night.",
	"Don't try any games.  Remember I can see your face if you can't see mine.",
	"Ah hates rabbits.",
	"Captain, there be whales here!",
	"Mimesis is a plant.  Go Bucks!",
	"That's all we live for, isn't it?  For pleasure, for titillation?",
	"The only brew for the brave and true comes from the Green Dragon.",
	"There is an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.",
	"Yo, put me in a trebuchet and launch me to the stratosphere.",
	"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisici elit, sed eiusmod tempor incidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.",
	"Sola lingua bona lingua mortua est.",
	"Mairzy Doats And Dozy Doats And Liddle Lamzy Divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?",
	"Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober.",
	"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.",
		"Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." ,
	"You are superior in only one aspect. You are better at dying.",
	"No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley!",
	"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?",
	"In this pearl it is hard to see a Strange Loop.",
	"That is because the Strange Loop is buried in the oyster -- the proof.",
	"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.",
	"Et tu, Brute?",
	"The conditions were difficult. Several contestants were maimed, but... I was triumphant. I won Champion Standing.",
	"We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it anymore.",
	"Absurd!  Your 'MU' is as silly as a cow's moo.",
	"Hasta la vista, baby.",
	"I see...  I see...  I see a lavender man...  bearing tidings.",
	"It is a sign of creative genius to reconcile the seemingly disparate.",
	"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.",
	"Bother. I've left my new torch in Narnia",
	"If you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?",
		"I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.",
	"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously",
	"We fear a few dwarf watercraft stewardesses were regarded as desegregated after a great Texas tweezer war.",
	"I'll kill him in Honolulu, you unhook my pink kimono.",
	"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has got to go.",
	"All roads lead to Trantor, and that is where all stars end.",
	"It is a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. It is a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.",
	"Yes, this is Network 23. The net-net-net-net-network that puts it right... where they want you to be!",
	"You're listening to the E.I.B Radio Network.",
	"We shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.",
	"How about a little fire, scarecrow?",
	"And if you're the kind of person who parties with a bathtub full of pasta, I suspect you don't care much about cholesterol anyway.",
	"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!",
	"Jesus was here 2/15/57 B.C.", /* Family Guy */
	"If you have time to read this, you should get to the down stairs immediately!" /* Zelda 3 */
	"Gary was here! Ash is a loser!" /* Pokemon */
	
	"I see you...",
		"...do you see me?",
		"That was a mistake.",
	"Everything dies.",
	"What is lost might not be found.",
	"What was drowned and washed away need never return.",
	
	"Game Balance: Closing barn doors since day two.",
	
	"Listen at us, won't you?", /* All Our Friends Are Dead */
		"Share with us your head",
		"Do hide behind the iris",
		"As all of our friends are dead.",
	
	"T1M3 FOr WH4T?", /*Homestuck. This is Terezi's side of her conversation with Snowman, */
		"WH4T M1SS1ON?", /*in which Terezi communicated by writing on walls and statues etc with colored chalk*/
		"WH4T 4BOUT TH3 QU33N?",
		"J4CK W4S H3LP1NG US 3X1L3 H3R SO...BOTH??? >:\\",
		"OK H3H3H3 >:] WOW OHMYGOD D4RK T3XT L4DY! 1 G3T 1T!!!!!",
		">8[ NO 1 DONT TH1NK SO WH3R3 4R3 YOU TH3N?",
		"OK SORRY 1 4SK3D! >:O",
		"WH4T? NO H3H3H3 1TS OK B3C4US3",
		"1 DONT W4NT TO RUN OUT OF R3D >:[",
		"B3C4US3!!! R3D 1S TH3 B3ST 4ND T4ST3S TH3 B3ST!!! <3",
		"OK TH3N WH4T?",
		"WH3R3 1S 1T?",
	
	"And there shall be laughter and magic and blood, and we shall dance our dance until the end of time...", /*Incursion, Halls of the Goblin King*/
		"May you find beauty in endings.",
	
	"The eclipse will shatter the sky and from the remnants will bleed a storm of fire to engulf the earth.",	/* Gone with the Blastwave */
		"The spirits of past sins will char the land and cleanse the planet.",
		"As humans shed their former selves their true form shall be revealed.",
		"Join us in the dancing lights. Join us in the Celebration!",
		"Burn them! Burn ALL!",
		
	"Speak not the Watchers.",	/* Drakengard */
		"Draw not the Watchers.",
		"Write not the Watchers.",
		"Sculpt not the Watchers.",
		"Sing not the Watchers.",
		"Call not the Watchers' name.",
	"Should you encounter God on your quest, God will be cut.", /*Kill Bill*/
	"Generally, when one is conducting an experiment, it is worth noting that the observers went insane, killed each other, and then rose from the dead.", 
		/*Pyro627, regarding an experiment in creating undead bacon in Dwarf Fortress. An "accident" with an axe led to a zombified army, 
			which the poster didn't even comment on.*/
		"Today, in 'poor word choice': 'Urist, go make a new table with our mason.'", /*Swonnrr, regarding a fell mood.*/
		"The horses outnumber us. I have seen settlements with a thousand horses to a man. I have seen them in the deepest caverns. They are everywhere. Save us.", /*Quote from: Fniff regarding a bug causing ubiquitous horses*/
	"All the world's cracked but me and thee; and I'm not too sure about thee.",
	"Some walls are made of fear, but some are made from wall material.", /*Clash of Clans metro advert */
	"No gods, no masters.", /*Anarchist slogan*/
	"For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.", /*The Stolen Child*/
	"No matter where you go, there you are.",
	"You noticed them, and they noticed that you noticed them.", /*The Mothman Prophecies*/
	"Well, how did I get here?", /*Once In A Lifetime*/
	"You can be me when I'm gone.", /*Sandman*/
		"You can stop being anything.",
		"Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.",
		"To absent friends, lost loves, old gods and the season of mists.",
		"And may each and everyone of us always give the devil his due.",
		"Innocence, once lost, can never be regained.",
		"In the pale light of the Moon I play the game of you. Whoever I am. Whoever you are.",
	"Have been unavoidably detained by the world. Expect us when you see us.", /* Stardust */
		"There was once a young man who wished to gain his Heart's Desire.",
		"Time, the thief, eventually takes all things into his dusty storehouse.",
		"Scuse me, but would you mind dreamin' a bit quieter?",
	"He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh...", /*Monty Python*/
	"If someone is reading this...I must have failed.", /*The Guardian Legend*/
	"\"Wasn't somebody's father?\"", /*The main plot point of Star Wars, according to one who hasn't seen it*/
	"The psychic efficacy of evil magic swords is vastly overrated.", /* The Water Phoenix King*/
		"It is dangerous to be right when the gods are wrong.",
		"Here are blind idiot children playing with a magic that hates them.",
		"The walled-up abomination seems friendly enough.",
		"Kill you... Take your face...",
		"The trees don't even change color anymore.",
		"What happend to you? It wasn't me!",
		"I'm sorry you could never forgive me.",
	"Reach heaven through violence.",/*Kill 6 Billion Demons*/
		"Kindly ignore my first three answers.",
	"I never got a single answer to any of my biggest questions, and now I will never know.",
	"You are lost. You can never go home.", /* Gollum's Song */
	"But now, we dance this grim fandango, and will for years until we rest.", /* Grim Fandango */
	"Bad Wolf", /* Dr. Who */
	"It's only the end if you want it to be.", /*Batgirl*/
	"Mistakes were made.",
	"But at what cost?",
	"Live. Die. Repeat.", /*Edge of Tomorrow*/
	"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities and powers.", /* Ephesians 6:12 */
	"Life is truth, and never a dream...", /* Persona 4 */
	"fire, walk with me.", /*Twin Peaks*/
	"redefine happiness", /* Blue Oyster Cult */
	"no more sadness, no more anger, no more envy...", /*Halo*/
		"Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone.",
		"But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on.",
	"Everyone you know will tell you small lies, except the ones you love, who will tell you large ones.", /*Borderlands 2*/
		"I am eternal / Death will never capture me / My skills exceed his.",
	"We are born of the blood.",/*Bloodborne*/
		"Made men by the blood.",
		"Undone by the blood.",
		"Fear the old blood.",
	"Even false things are true",	"FIVE TONS OF FLAX!",	"Fnord", /*Discordianism*/
	"Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul", /*the Lord of the Rings*/
		"This thing all things devours.",
		"Not all those who wander are lost.",
	"This is the curse of the Buddha-you will never again be the same as once you were.", /*Lord of Light*/
		"Tricky and brilliant and heartfelt and dangerous.",
		"Death is mighty, and is no one's friend.",
		"It is the difference between the unknown and the unknowable, between science and fantasy-it is a matter of essence.",
		"Go away. This is not a place to be.",
	"No Fate", /*Terminator*/
	"When the world is in darkness Four Warriors will come....", /*FF I*/
	"This world can have but one Emperor.", /*FF II*/
	"We shall devour your light, and use it to return this world to the Void!", /*FF III*/
	"You tread the path of darkness.",/*FF IV*/
	"My hatred will not be stanched until it has consumed all else!", /*FF V*/
	"Life... dreams... hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...?", /*FF VI*/
	"Mine is special. It's good for absolutely nothing!", /*FF VII*/
	"I will NEVER be a memory.", /*FF VII Advent Children*/
	"Trees fade with time, as do many things in this world.", /*FF VII Dirge of Cerberus*/
	"Even if the world becomes your enemy... I'll be your knight, I'll protect you.", /*FF VIII*/
	"You don't need a reason to help someone.", /*FF IX*/
	"Memories are nice, but that's all they are.", /*FF X*/
	"Better to leave things lost.", /*FF X-2*/
	"Benighted child, Unchosen, with life so short, This tower freely may you tread.", /*FF XII*/
	"The thirteen days after we awoke were the beginning of the end.", /*FF XIII*/
	"Servant of time. Daughter of chaos. Unto the world unseen, the untamed you guide.", /*FF XIII-2*/
	"One day, the light touched me.", /*FF XIII-3*/
	"What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?", /* Knights of the Old Republic */
		"Sand stays.  All else changes.",
		"We will remember you when you are sand too.",
	"That is a lesson I will never learn, for I do not believe it.", /* Knights of the Old Republic II */
	"Do not call up any that you can not put down.", /*HP Lovecraft*/
		"That is not dead, that can eternal lie,",
		"for with strange aeons even death may die.",
	"All the world will be your enemy, Prince With A Thousand Enemies...", /*Watership Down*/
		"...and when they catch you they will kill you...",
		"but first they must catch you.",
	"This statement is false.", /*Logical contradiction*/
	"History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools",  /*Ambrose Bierce*/
	"Quod Erat Demonstrandum",	"anno Domini",	"per centum", /* QED, AD, percent */
	"I was so surprised, I CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, I really did!", /*Haruhi Suzumiya*/
		"Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world.",
		"Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment.",
	"I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive.", /*Cowboy Bebop*/
		"There is nothing left to believe in.",
	"He hides who he really is and pretends to be someone else forever.", /*FLCL*/
		"So in time he becomes that person, so his lie becomes the truth, see?  He transcends the mask.",
		"Well, don't you get it? That's how he finds happiness. That's pretty good, right?",
	"[REDACTED]",	"[DATA EXPUNGED]",	"[DATA PLUNGED]",	"[DATA EXPANDED]",	"I am a toaster!", /* SCP Foundation */
		"Special Containment Procedures: You're going to die, you poor dumb fuck.", /* SCP-1983 */
		"Hello.", "You are no longer lost.", "Here is the map for your journey up.", /* SCP-2084 - Anabasis */
		"A war, whoever was left alive, was Clean.", /* Red Sea Object */
		"Let the depths rise up and sweep over the shores, rendering the works of man to dust.", /* SCP-1014 - Jonah Crusoe */
		"in my head theres a sick silk nail", /* SCP 1291 */
	"I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.", /*Order of the Stick*/
		"In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed.",
	"1002: He is Not that Which He Says He Is.", /*Good Omens*/
		"3001: Behinde the Eagle's Neste a grate Ash hath fellen.",
	"VI. You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces!",	/*Discworld*/
		"Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!",
		"Morituri Nolumus Mori",
		"End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH",
		"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.",
		"Do not, under any circumstances, open this door",
		"WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN",
		"Slab: Jus' say \"AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH\"",
		"Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha!\nBEWARE!!!!!\nYrs sincerely\nThe Opera Ghost",
		"Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng",
		"We're certainly dwarves",
		"There is no doubt being human is incredibly difficult and cannot be mastered in one lifetime.",
	"NOT A Secret Base", /*Gunnerkrigg Court*/
	"We have the option to definitely die, but I've decided against it.", /*Schlock Mercenary*/
	"Short to long term memory impaired. Go to Robotics Building. Explain about Bowman's architecture. Write down everything.", /*Freefall*/
	"I SAW THE EYE. Over the horizon, like a rising sun!", /* Dresden Codak */
		"That's Science, isn't it? The perpetual horizon. But we found a way, haha, we found a way around that!",
		"What would YOU give up to... to see it through?",
		"Nothing. A shadow is nothing. It is merely a question not yet answered. We only fear the dark if we have no means of lighting our way.",
		"The world turns, and dawn comes. And under the light of the sun I shall slay giants.",
	"Don't trust the skull.", /* Cynarfpncr: Gbezrag (mild spoiler) */
	"death is the greatest illusion", /*Blade of Innocence*/
	"Our sandwiches come with attempted assassination plots. New sales gimmick!", /*Shemeska's Planescape Storyhour*/
		"I've stood at that edge! I've looked over into that void! I'm just looking at it from the bottom now!",
		"Free! Apple pie with every meal! We don't care if you don't like apple - Take It!",
		"For there is a hole in the sky",
	"The quality of your lives depends on what you make of them!", /* The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck */
	"We do not threaten or warn or advise. We tell the truth.", /* The Mansion of E */
		"What you stole is even more dangerous and precious than you know.",
		"In the end, you will fly away and live forever, and you will leave the world shattered in your wake.",
		"You will return to where you started, and you will become what you hate.",
		"And in doing so, you will restore the world to what it was.",
		">^ N^T R3A> T||1S S1<N",
		">^ R3A> T||1S ^N3",
	"Fall in a more hardboiled manner.", /* MS Paint Adventures */
		"Since you are reading this, chances are you have already installed this game on your computer.  If this is true, you have just participated in bringing about the end of the world.  But don't beat yourself up about it.",
		"YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE....",
		"It begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a colossal waste of time.",
	"We will BUILD heroes!", /* THE PROTOMEN */
		"If you replace the working parts, you get a different machine.",
		"If you destroy the working parts, what you get is a broken machine.",
	"To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise.",/*It's a Wonderful World/The World Ends with You*/
		"What a wonderful world such would be...",
		"Please...Don't kill me...",
		"Another world awaits. ...And you're going!",
		"You have seven days.",
	"But the future refused to change.", /*Chrono Trigger*/
	"I wonder... If you do the right thing... Does it really make... everybody... happy?",/*Majora's Mask*/
		"Your friends... What kind of... people are they? I wonder... Do these people... think of you... as a friend?",
		"What makes you happy? I wonder...what makes you happy...does it make...others happy, too?",
		"Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?",
		"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?",
	"Why are you sad?", /*Blood-C*/
	"Only accurate information has practical application.", /* not sure where this originated, possibly Aron Ra?*/
	"We will come for you again  When you are alone  In the dark  Without your sword", /*Jake Wyatt's Necropolis*/
		"My sword is only steel in a useful shape. It's me you should fear, you stupid, dead things.",
		"There are horrors.  But also the sun, the grass... And the road I wish to travel.",
	"Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical!", /* The Logical Song, Supertramp */
	"I took a walk around the world, to ease my troubled mind.", /* Kryptonite */
	"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law", /* Aleister Crowley */
	"Oh, 'great warrior...' Wars not make one great!", /*Star Wars*/
		"I've got a bad feeling about this...",
		"Never tell me the odds!"

Current Hallucinatory Wards

	"a series of disconnected lines", /* nondescript*/

	/*DnD*/
	"a cerulean weeping-willow", /* it's magic. Unlike the others, this one works. Keep in sync with engrave.h!*/
	
	/*Special behavior, these move across the floor, keep in sync with allmain.c*/
	"a north-east facing glider",
	"a north-west facing glider",
	"a south-west facing glider",
	"a south-east facing glider",
	"a square",
	
	/*Special behavior, these identify drow houses*/
	"a House Baenre crest",
	"a House Barrison Del'Armgo crest",
	"a House Xorlarrin crest",
	"a House Faen Tlabbar crest",
	"a House Mizzrym crest",
	"a House Fey-Branche crest",
	"a House Melarn crest",
	"a House Duskryn crest",
	
	/*Special behavior, these identify fallen drow houses*/
	"a House Bront'tej crest",
	"a House Celofraie crest",
	"a House DeVir crest",
	"a House Do'Urden crest",
	"a House Elec'thil crest",
	"a House H'Kar crest",
	"a House Hun'ett crest",
	"a House Masq'il'yr crest",
	"a House Mlin'thobbyn crest",
	"a House Oblodra crest",
	"a House S'sril crest",
	"a House Syr'thaerl crest",
	"a House Teken'duis crest",
	"a House Thaeyalla crest",
	"a House X'larraz'et'soj crest",
	
		
	/*Special behavior, these identify hedrow towers*/
	"a Tower Sorcere crest",
	"a Tower Magthere crest",
	"a Tower Xaxox crest",
	
	/* Special behavior, Last Bastion symbol */
	"a Last Bastion insignia",
	
	/* Special behavior, Lolth holy symbol */
	"a silver spider-like star",
	
	/* Special behavior, Kiaransalee holy symbol */
	"a pair of silver-beringed hands",
	
	/* Special behavior, Pen'a holy symbol */
	"a silver matron",
	
	/* Special behavior, Ver'tas holy symbol */
	"a silver feather tearing a web",
	
	/* Special behavior, Eilistraee holy symbol */
	"a pair of dancing silver drow",
	
	/* Special behavior, Ghaunadaur holy symbol */
	"a faintly luminous purple eye",

	/* eternal matriarch symbol */
	"a crest of a lost house of Svartalfheim",

	/* Eddergud holy symbol */
	"an obsidian spiderweb",	
	
	/* Not quite */
	"a heptagenarian",
	"an octogram",
	"a pentagrain",
	"a circle of da Vinci",
	"a hand making a rude gesture",
	"a junior sign",
	"a childish compound eye",
	"a Sign of an Illegitimate Step-daughter",
	"a cenotaph of a catgirl",
	"a groovy rendition of the wings of Gargula",
	
	/* books */
	"a set of holy horns",	"a Summoning Dark mine-sign",	"a Long Dark mine-sign",
		"a Following Dark mine-sign",	"a Closing Dark mine-sign",	"an Opening Dark mine-sign",
		"a Breathing Dark mine-sign",	"a Speaking Dark mine-sign",	"a Catching Dark mine-sign",
		"a Secret Dark mine-sign",	"a Calling Dark mine-sign",	"a Waiting Dark mine-sign",
		"a florid crest dominated by a double-headed bat",
		"a Guarding Dark mine-sign",	"the mark of the Caller of Eight", /* Discworld */
	"a lidless eye", /* Lord of the Rings */
		"a white tree", /* Gondor, Lord of the Rings */
	"a triangle enclosing a circle and bisected by a line", /* Harry Potter */
	"a set of three trefoils, the lower most inverted", /* describes the three of clubs. Too Many Magicians*/
	"a Trump of Doom",	"a Sign of Chaos",	"a Pattern of Amber",	"a Ghostwheel",
	"a mockingjay", /* Hunger Games */
	"a Sharuan Mindharp", /* Star Wars expanded universe */
	"a winged blade of light", /* Jedi Order symbol */
	
	/* webcomics */
	"a Court symbol",	"a Forest symbol",	"the sign of the Wandering Eye", /* Gunnerkrigg Court */
	"a winged tower", /* Girl Genius */
		"a stylised trilobite",
	"a setting (rising?) sun", /* Dresden Codak */
	
	/* anime and manga */
	"a Robotech Defense Force insignia", /*...Robotech*/
	"a Black Knights insignia", /* Code Geass */
	"a rose crest", /* Revolutionary Girl Utena */
	"an inverted triangle flanked by seven eyes", /* NGE */
	"a laughing man", /* Ghost in the Shell */
	"an alchemic array",	"a human transmutation circle", /* Fullmetal Alchemist */
	"an asymmetric, stylized arrowhead, point upwards", /* Star Trek*/
		"a set of three blades, the top blade straight, the dexter curved down, the sinister curved up",
	"a white lotus", /* Avatar, the Last Airbender */
	
	"a winged eye and a tear of blood", /*02, Kirby*/
	"an angular S before a segmented circle",/*a screw attack symbol*/
	"a stylized umbrella", /* Resident Evil */
	"an Imperium Aquilas", /* Warhammer 40k */
		"more dakka",
	"a triangle composed of three smaller triangles",	"an eye and single tear", /*Zelda*/
		"a circle enclosing four swirling lines",	"a flame inside a circle",
		"a snowflake within a circle",	"an inverted triangle with a dot above each face, enclosed by a circle",
		"a sign resembling an eyeless yin-yang", 
		"a circle surrounding a triangle of dots and another of triangles",
	
	"a silhouette of a bat", /* Batman */
	
	"a symbol of pain", /* DnD */
	/* Planescape */
	"a mimir",
	"a symbol of torment",
	"a circle enclosing two curved colliding arrows",
	"a pair of triangles, drawn tip to tip,",
	"a stylized beast",
	"a triangle crowned by a single line",
	"a simple image of many mountains",
	"a sketch of a shining diamond",
	"a tree-rune",
	"an eight-toothed gear",
	"a random scribble",
	"a square with two small handles on opposite sides",
	"a square enclosing a spiral",
	"an eye with three inverted crosses",
	"an infinity symbol crossed by a burning downwards arrow",
	"a set of four nested triangles",
	"a watchful eye blocking an upward arrow",
	"a pitchfork stabbing the ground",
	
	/* Zodiac */
	"an Aries sign",
	"a Taurus sign",
	"a Gemini sign",
	"a Cancer sign",
	"a Leo sign",
	"a Virgo sign",
	"a Libra sign",
	"a Scorpio sign",
	"a Sagittarius sign",
	"a Capricorn sign",
	"an Aquarius sign",
	"a Pisces sign",
	
	"a heart pierced through with an arrow",
	"a broken heart",
	"a skull and crossed bones",
	"a bad situation",
	"a zorkmid",
	
	"a diagram of the bridges of Konigsberg",
	
	"a hand-mirror of Aphrodite",
	"a shield and spear of Ares", /* alchemy/male/female */
	
	"a black moon lilith sign",
	
	"a window", /* op-sys*/
	"a no symbol",
	"a test pattern",
	"a work of modern art",
	"a flag of Neverland",
	"a hyped-up duck dressed in a sailor's shirt and hat", /* Disney */
		"a mouse with 2d ears",
		"a set of three circles in the shape of a mouse's head",
	"a meaningless coincidence",
	
	/*Corporate Logos*/
	"a stylized, fan-shaped seashell",
	"a bitten apple",
	"a pair of arches meeting to form an \"M\"",
	"a Swoosh mark",
	
/* Digimon Adventure */
	"a Crest of Courage",
	"a Crest of Friendship",
	"a Crest of Love",
	"a Crest of Knowledge",
	"a Crest of Purity",
	"a Crest of Sincerity",
	"a Crest of Hope",
	"a Crest of Light",
	"a Crest of Miracles",
	"a Crest of Kindness",

	"a Zeon crest", /* Mobile Suit Gundam */

        /* Umineko no Naku Koro ni */
	"the Ushiromiya family crest",
        "the first magic circle of the moon",
        "the third magic circle of Mars",
        "the fifth magic circle of Mars",
	
	"a dream of the Fallen",
	"a sign of the world to come",
	"a thousandfold eye",
	"a set of five interlocked rings", /*Olympics logo*/
	"a tree diagram",
	"a running man", /* Exit */
	"a running man holding a cane",
	"a one-and-zero", /* Power toggle */
	"a thick soup of mist",	"a pattern of squared circles", 
	"a void",	"a notable lack of images",	"a stark absence of pictures",	"nothing much",
	"a convergence of parallel lines",	"a sphere", /* How did you manage that? */
	"a yin-yang",	"a taijitu",/* Taoist */
	"a hand of Eris", /* Discordian */
	"a butterfly of death and rebirth",
	"an ichthus",	"a Cross", /* Christian*/
	"a wheel with eight spokes", /* Budhism */
	"a fish with legs",	"a fat fish",	"a fish with tentacles, legs, and wings",
		/* ichthus parodies/derivitives: darwin, buddha, and Cthulhu. */
	"an Eye of Horus", /*...*/
	"a device to make the happy man sad and the sad man happy", /*"This too shall pass"*/
	"a set of seven concentric circles",
	"a left-handed trefoil knot",
	"a triskelion", /* Ancient Symbol */
	"a rough circle enclosing an A", /* Anarchy */
	"a Tree of Life", /* Kabbalah */
	"a winged oak",
	"a wheel cross",	"a labyrinth",	"sign of Shamash", 
	"a naudh rune", /* misery */
	"an Eye of Providence",	"a pyramid surmounted by an eye", /* Christian */
	"a one-way staircase",
	"an 'a' encircled by its own tail" /* meta */

Current Hallucinatory Gods

	"goodness",
	
	"the Yggdrasil Entity",
	"the Unbounded Blue",
	"the Silencer in the stars",
	"the Drowned",
	
	//TV tropes
	"the angels",
	"the devils",
	"the squid",
	
	//Games
	"Armok",
	"_Hylia",
	"_the three golden goddesses",
	"_the Lady of Pain",
	"the Outsider",
	"Yevon",
	"Bhunivelze",
	"_Etro",
	"the Transcendent One",
	"_the Mana Tree",
	"Golden Silver",
	"_Luna",
	"Arceus",
	"the Composer",
	"the Conductor",
	"Chakravartin",
	"Chattur'gha",
	"Ulyaoth",
	"_Xel'lo'tath",
	"Mantorok",
	"_Martel",
	
	//Literature
	"Mahasamatman",
	"Nyarlathotep",
	"Azathoth",
	"Galactus",
	"Sauron",
	"Morgoth",
	"Eru Iluvatar",
	"the Powers that Be",
	"the Lone Power",
	"Om",
	"small gods",
	"Orannis",
	
	"The Water Phoenix King",
	"_Ailari, Goddess of Safe Journeys",
	"_Yuenki, Dark Lady of Apotheosis",
	"_Zeth Kahl, Dark Empress of The Gift Given to Bind",
	
	"the Data Overmind",
	"the Sky Canopy Domain",
	
	"the Truth and the Gate",
	
	"Ceiling Cat", /* Lolcats */
	"Zoamelgustar", /* Slayers */
	"Brohm", /* Ultima */
	"Xenu", /* Scientology */
	"the God of Cabbage", /* K-On! */
	"Bill Cipher", /* Gravity Falls */
	"Gades", "Amon", "_Erim", "Daos", /* Lufia series */
        "_Beatrice", /* Umineko no Naku Koro ni */
	"Spongebob Squarepants", /* should be obvious, right? :) */
	"Chiyo-chichi", /* Azumanga Daioh */
	"The Wondrous Mambo god", /* Xenogears */
	
	//Internet
	"SCP-343",
	"the Slender Man",
	"the Powers What Is",
	
	//atheism
	"the universe",
	"the Flying Spaghetti Monster",
	"_the Invisible Pink Unicorn",
	"last thursday",
	
	//Economic systems
	"Capitalism",
	"Communism",

	//Ok, so I have no idea what this is....
	//<Muad> same thing as the UN
	//<Muad> if that fits the context
	"the U.N.O.",
	
	//Vague
	"something",
	"someone",
	"whatever",
	"thing",
	"thingy",
	"whatchamacallit",
	"whosamawhatsit",
	"some guy",
	"_some gal",
	
	//nethack
	"the gnome with the wand of death",
	"the DevTeam",
	"Dion Nicolaas",
	"marvin",
	
	"stth the first demigod",
	"stth the wizard",
	"_stth the valkyrie",
	"stth the barbarian",
	"stth the tourist",
	"stth the healer",
	"stth the pirate", /* <stth> LOL RIGHT... FIRST DNETHACK STREAK
						  <stth> tiny 2-game streak, but it's a streak lol 
					   */
	"allihaveismymind the second demigod",
	"allihaveismymind the vanilla valkyrie",
	"Khor the third demigod",
	"Khor the noble",
	"Khor the priest",
	"Khor the ranger",
	"Khor the monk",
	"ChrisANG the fourth demigod",
	"ChrisANG the binder",
	"FIQ the fifth demigod",
	"Tariru the elven noble",
	"Tariru the dwarf knight",
	"Tariru the samurai",
	"Tariru the archeologist",
	"Tariru the droven noble",
	"VoiceOfReason the knight",
	"VoiceOfReason the dwarven noble",
	
	"Dudley",
	"the RNG"

Current Hallucinatory Alignments

	"trinitarian",
	"sectarian",
	
	"radishes",
	"binary",
	
	"evil",
	"really evil",
	"omnicidal",
	"mad",
	"crazy",
	"loud",
	"hungry",
	"greedy",
	
	"cuddly",
	"funky",
	"chill",
	"relaxed",
	"drunk",
	"curious",
	"bi-curious",
	"magnificent",
	"cool",
	
	"chilly",
	"standoffish",
	
	"Jello",
	"Spam",
	"tastes like orange Tang",
	"doesn't taste like orange Tang",
	
	"currently not available",
	"gone swimming",
	"not listening",
	"smashing things",
	"thinking",

	"yellow",
	"purple",
	"orange",
	"blue"

Current Random Engravings

	"Elbereth",
	/* trap engravings */
	"Vlad was here",	"ad aerarium",
	/* take-offs and other famous engravings */
	"Owlbreath",	"Galadriel",
	"Kilroy was here",
	"quis custodiet ipsos custodes?", /* Watchmen */
	"Bad Wolf", /* Dr. Who */
	"A.S. ->",	"<- A.S.", /* Journey to the Center of the Earth */
	"You won't get it up the steps", /* Adventure */
	"Lasciate ogni speranza o voi ch'entrate.", /* Inferno */
	"Well Come", /* Prisoner */
	"We apologize for the inconvenience.", /* So Long... */
	"See you next Wednesday", /* Thriller */
	"notary sojak", /* Smokey Stover */
	"For a good time call 8?7-5309",
	"Please don't feed the animals.", /* Various zoos around the world */
	"Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.", /* A palindrome */
	"Two thumbs up!", /* Siskel & Ebert */
	"Hello, World!", /* The First C Program */
	"Dare mighty things.", /* Moto of the Mars Science Laboratory */
	"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle",
#ifdef MAIL
	"You've got mail!", /* AOL */
#endif
	"As if!", /* Clueless */
	"Arooo!  Werewolves of Yendor!", /* gang tag */
	"Dig for Victory here", /* pun, duh */
	"Don't go this way",
	"Gaius Julius Primigenius was here.  Why are you late?", /* pompeii */
	"Go left --->",	"<--- Go right",
	"Haermund Hardaxe carved these runes", /* viking graffiti */
	"Here be dragons",
	"Need a light?  Come visit the Minetown branch of Izchak's Lighting Store!",
	"Save now, and do your homework!",
	"Snakes on the Astral Plane - Soon in a dungeon near you",
	"There was a hole here.  It's gone now.",
	"The Vibrating Square",
	"This is a pit!",
	"This is not the dungeon you are looking for.",
	"This square deliberately left blank.",
	"Warning, Exploding runes!",
	"Watch out, there's a gnome with a wand of death behind that door!",
	"X marks the spot",
	"X <--- You are here.",
	"You are the one millionth visitor to this place!  Please wait 200 turns for your wand of wishing.",
	/*weeping angels, Unnethack*/
	"Beware of the weeping angels", /* Doctor Who */
	"Duck, Sally Sparrow", /* Doctor Who */

	/* contributed by members of NetHackWiki */
	"Write down the coordinates, he said.", /* the Submachine series */
		"...look for a green leaf...",
		"...bring it to the statue...",
		"...you should arrive at the lab...",
		"...or somewhere nearby...",