User:Wikid/Chromatic Unicorns
Ripe from the cages of VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary, we bring you the Chromatic Unicorns.
Rarer than their monochrome cousins, chromatic unicorns are sought out by intrinsic gourmets, but can be strangely spicy. The chromatic unicorns do not have an alignment as we know it, but follow their own rules. These are opaque to most mortals apart from those granted hallucinatory visions. For sacrifice on all altars in the Dungeons of Doom, they count as cross-aligned.
Template: Unicorn
Source: TV Tropes Blue and Orange Morality [1]
Contents
Orange Unicorn
Orange Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (Sleep), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison, Sleep |
Intrinsics conveyed | Sleep Resistance (95%), otherwise Aggravate Monster |
This shy beast is weirdly associated with neckties. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, is proof against all types of drowsiness.
Blue Unicorn
Blue Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (+1d12 Shock), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison, Shock |
Intrinsics conveyed | Shock Resistance (95%), otherwise Aggravate Monster |
This timid ungulate is strangely associated with electric bacon. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, will stop all sorts of spark.
Brown Unicorn
Brown Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (Blinding), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison, Shock, Sleep |
Intrinsics conveyed | Conflict (70%), otherwise Aggravate Monster |
This hesitant quadruped inhabits the mystical nexus of neckties and bacon. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, creates a conflicting aggravation.
Pink Unicorn
Pink Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (Teleport), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison |
Intrinsics conveyed | Regeneration (60%), otherwise Teleportitis |
This recoiling nag radiates vitality. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, repeatedly rejuvenates.
Yellow Unicorn
Yellow Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (+ 1d12 Acid), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison, Stoning |
Intrinsics conveyed | Acid resistance (80%), otherwise Hunger |
This skittish hoof-hoister can dissolve body parts. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, facilitates protonic integrity.
Rainbow Unicorn
Rainbow Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (Polymorph), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison |
Intrinsics conveyed | Polymorphitis (70%), otherwise Poison Resistance |
This aloof clip-clopper lays claim to being the One True Unicorn. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, facilitates uncertainty as to personal identity.
Ultraviolet Unicorn
Ultraviolet Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (Blinding), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison |
Intrinsics conveyed | See Invisible (95%), otherwise Aggravate Monster |
This ambivalent equine fair glows in the dark. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, is revealing of things obscured.
Xray Unicorn
X-ray Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (Drain life), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison |
Intrinsics conveyed | Warning (80%), otherwise Polymorphitis |
This dubious four-footer is not good to be around. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, is revealing of things best avoided.
Spotted Unicorn
Spotted Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (Sickness), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison |
Intrinsics conveyed | Sickness Resistance (70%), otherwise Hunger |
This avoidant dobbin parades a polka pattern. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, facilitates consumption of any old meal.
Lesser Spotted Unicorn
Lesser Spotted Unicorn | u |
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Attacks | Headbutt 1d12 (-40 Nutrition), Kick 1d6 |
Alignment | 14 (lawful) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Poison |
Intrinsics conveyed | Food Appraisal (70%), otherwise Hunger |
This precarious pointy palfrey is not as spotty as its relative. It is said that its vital essence, when correctly prepared, facilitates gastronomical opinion.
More Unicorns
It is rumoured that the chromotypes perceived on altar-dropping by the drug-crazed, may correspond to further strange realms of morality, not normally accessible to mortalkind. As well as "ultraviolet", these include: "infrared", "bluish-orange", "reddish-green", "dark white", "light black", "sky blue-pink", "salty", "sweet", "sour", "bitter", "striped", "spiral", "swirly", "plaid", "checkered", "argyle", "paisley", "blotchy", "guernsey-spotted", "polka-dotted", "square", "round", "triangular", "cabernet", "sangria", "fuchsia", "wisteria", "lemon-lime", "strawberry-banana", "peppermint", "romantic", "incandescent".