User:Wikid/Nutritional Monsters
Flicked from the ranges of VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary, we bring you some Nutritional Monsters.
Fries With That
Fries With That have a nutrition increasing seduction attack. For each armour item that is removed, nutrition is increased by 300. The seduction dialogue is simple: "You want fries with that?" A complete set of armour (boots / undergarment / shirt / cloak / gloves / helmet) implies 1800 nutrition, sufficient to take the player character from Hungry to nearly Oversatiated. Of course the Fries With That could be used by an enterprising Adventurer as a limitless nutrition recharge. This is avoided by giving it a 20% chance of exploding for 4d6 damage on each turn that it has less than maximal HP.
| Fries With That | % |
|---|---|
| Template | Succubus |
| Speed | 0 |
| Attacks | passive seduction, passive 4d6 explosion (fire) |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Q: What does the Physisicist with a job say to the Physicist without a job?
A: 'You want fries with that?'
Carnivorous Lentil
Legend has it this innocent pulse was bitten by a radioactive worm in a mage's kitchen. Fortunately for sentientkind, it did not acquire motility.
| Carnivorous Lentil | % |
|---|---|
| Template | Purple worm |
| Attacks | Passive (Bite 2d8), Passive (Engulf 1d10 digest) |
| Speed | 0 |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such.
Happy Meal™
Unwitting adventurers stumble on the Happy Meal™. The figurine is nifty, but the memory is shifty.
| Happy Meal™ | % |
|---|---|
| Template | Mind flayer |
| Attacks | passive ((int drain+2d1)*3, amnesia) |
| Speed | 0 |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Drops | Random figurine |
My entire life I have always remembered everything I've eaten for the first time, I remember where I was, when it was, who bought it and how it tasted.
Veal Currie
This spicy delight is generated asleep on a rock, but is awoken and aggravated by contact. In the event it can be scared away, this generates YAFM "It's the Flight of the Veal Currie!"
| Veal Currie | % |
|---|---|
| Template | Red dragon |
| Speed | 15 |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| The Veal Currie | Is female Can fly |
Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
