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− | + | Ripped from the pages of [[VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary]], we bring you the <b>Music Monsters</b>. It is said these enigmatic animated scrolls are the product of some warped alternative dimension. Yikes! Bring your earplugs! </p> | |
− | Ripped from the pages of [[ | + | Template: [[Paper golem]] |
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==1812 Overture== | ==1812 Overture== | ||
− | = | + | {|class=prettytable |
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! 1812 Overture !! {{red|?}} | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Attacks || Claw 1d10 physical (+1d10 [[fire]]), Explodes (sound) when killed | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Alignment || 0 (neutral) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Frequency || 0 (Not randomly generated) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Resistances || Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Drops || 1d4 [[potion of oil|potions of oil]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
− | + | {{encyclopedia|On September 7, 1812, at Borodino, 120 km (75 mi) west of Moscow, Napoleon's forces met those of General Mikhail Kutuzov in a concerted stand made by Russia against the seemingly invincible French Army. The Battle of Borodino saw casualties estimated as high as 100,000 and the French were masters of the field. It was, however, ultimately a pyrrhic victory for the French invasion.{{right-align|[Editor Anonymous, Wikipedia]}} | |
+ | }} | ||
==BLERTA== | ==BLERTA== | ||
+ | {|class=prettytable | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! BLERTA !! {{green|?}} | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Attacks || Claw 1d10 physical ([[hallucination]]), Explodes (sound) when killed | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Alignment || 0 (neutral) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Frequency || 0 (Not randomly generated) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Resistances || Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Drops || 1d4 [[potion of hallucination |potions of hallucination]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
{{encyclopedia|Come dance all around the world | {{encyclopedia|Come dance all around the world | ||
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And see all the beauty that surrounds you | And see all the beauty that surrounds you | ||
{{right-align|[BLERTA, Dance All Around The World, 1971]}} | {{right-align|[BLERTA, Dance All Around The World, 1971]}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Enigma variation== | ||
+ | |||
+ | {|class=prettytable | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! Enigma variation !! {{orange|?}} | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Attacks || Claw 1d10 physical ([[sleep]]), Explodes (sound) when killed | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Alignment || 0 (neutral) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Frequency || 0 (Not randomly generated) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Resistances || Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Drops || 1d4 [[potion of sleep|potions of sleep]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{encyclopedia|In a little while, soothed and feeling rested, I began to play, and suddenly my wife interrupted by saying: ‘Edward, that’s a good tune.’ I awoke from the dream. ‘Eh! Tune, what tune!’ And she said, ‘Play it again, I like that tune.’ I played and strummed, and played, then she exclaimed: ‘That’s the tune.’ The voice of [my wife] asked with a sound of approval, ‘What is that?’ I answered, ‘Nothing – but something might be made of it.’ | ||
+ | {{right-align|[Classic FM, The moving story behind Elgar's Enigma Variations]}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Lynyrdskynyrd== | ||
+ | {|class=prettytable | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! Lynyrdskynyrd !! {{brightcyan|?}} | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Attacks || Claw 1d10 physical (+1d10 [[shock]]), Explodes (sound) when killed | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Alignment || 0 (neutral) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Frequency || 0 (Not randomly generated) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Resistances || Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Drops || 1d4 [[potion of gain energy|potions of gain energy]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{encyclopedia|Oh, won't you | ||
+ | Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister | ||
+ | Gimme three steps toward the door? | ||
+ | Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister | ||
+ | And you'll never see me no more.{{right-align|[Gimme Three Steps, Lynyrd Skynyrd]}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Warped record== | ||
+ | {|class=prettytable | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! Warped record !! {{black|?}} | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Attacks || Claw 1d10 physical ([[stun]]), Explodes (sound) when killed | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Alignment || 0 (neutral) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Frequency || 0 (Not randomly generated) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Resistances || Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Drops || 1d4 [[potion of booze|potions of booze]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{encyclopedia|To fix a warped vinyl record, sandwich the record between 2 heavy objects, like a couple large books, and let it sit for a few days or weeks until it's not warped anymore. If you're in a rush, you can quickly fix a warped vinyl record using an oven. | ||
+ | {{right-align|[Editor Anonymous, Wikihow]}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
[[Category:VoR_Bestiary]] | [[Category:VoR_Bestiary]] |
Latest revision as of 07:47, 6 August 2019
Ripped from the pages of VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary, we bring you the Music Monsters. It is said these enigmatic animated scrolls are the product of some warped alternative dimension. Yikes! Bring your earplugs!
Template: Paper golem
1812 Overture
1812 Overture | ? |
---|---|
Attacks | Claw 1d10 physical (+1d10 fire), Explodes (sound) when killed |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep |
Drops | 1d4 potions of oil |
BLERTA
BLERTA | ? |
---|---|
Attacks | Claw 1d10 physical (hallucination), Explodes (sound) when killed |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep |
Drops | 1d4 potions of hallucination |
Come dance all around the world
Dance with the birds and the music
We want you to see the world
And see all the beauty that surrounds you
Enigma variation
Enigma variation | ? |
---|---|
Attacks | Claw 1d10 physical (sleep), Explodes (sound) when killed |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep |
Drops | 1d4 potions of sleep |
In a little while, soothed and feeling rested, I began to play, and suddenly my wife interrupted by saying: ‘Edward, that’s a good tune.’ I awoke from the dream. ‘Eh! Tune, what tune!’ And she said, ‘Play it again, I like that tune.’ I played and strummed, and played, then she exclaimed: ‘That’s the tune.’ The voice of [my wife] asked with a sound of approval, ‘What is that?’ I answered, ‘Nothing – but something might be made of it.’
Lynyrdskynyrd
Lynyrdskynyrd | ? |
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Attacks | Claw 1d10 physical (+1d10 shock), Explodes (sound) when killed |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep |
Drops | 1d4 potions of gain energy |
Oh, won't you
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
Gimme three steps toward the door?
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister
Warped record
Warped record | ? |
---|---|
Attacks | Claw 1d10 physical (stun), Explodes (sound) when killed |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | Cold, Fire, Poison, Sleep |
Drops | 1d4 potions of booze |
To fix a warped vinyl record, sandwich the record between 2 heavy objects, like a couple large books, and let it sit for a few days or weeks until it's not warped anymore. If you're in a rush, you can quickly fix a warped vinyl record using an oven.