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| − | {{encyclopedia| | + | {{encyclopedia|More than a third of people in England and Wales have not seen a bobby on the beat for a year, research suggests. |
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| − | {{encyclopedia| | + | {{encyclopedia|A word of advice, Durk: It's the Mesolithic. We've domesticated the dog, we're using stone tools, and no one's <b>naked</b> anymore. |
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| − | {{encyclopedia| | + | {{encyclopedia|Engineering. No casualties, captain, but trouble aplenty with the engines. Every dilithium crystal connection smashed in the warp engine circuitry. |
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| + | Bolsa brilhante, relógio, não marque bobeira que eu pego pra mim. | ||
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| − | {{encyclopedia| | + | {{encyclopedia|Enough of Hong Kong's mobile phone zombie menaces to society. |
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| − | {{encyclopedia| | + | {{encyclopedia|… during the early 1800s, the character was considered the 27th letter of the alphabet. For students reciting their ABCs, it would have been confusing to say “X, Y, Z, and,” so they inserted per se (meaning “by itself”) into the sequence, transforming the end of the recitation into “X, Y, Z, and per se and.” Over time, “and per se and” morphed into the word we use today: ampersand. |
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| − | {{encyclopedia| | + | {{encyclopedia|With regards to the way of death, if you are prepared to die at any time, you will be able to meet your release from life with equanimity. As calamities are usually not as bad as anticipated beforehand, it is foolhardy to feel anxiety about tribulations not yet endured. Just accept that the worst possible fate for a man in service is to become a rōnin, or death by seppuku. Then nothing will faze you. |
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Revision as of 03:32, 3 August 2019
Work-in-Progress
Nicked from the mages of VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary, we bring you some Nethack Stuff.
Templates: various
Contents
Agony Ant
| Agony Ant | a |
|---|---|
| Template | Fire ant |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
It is not our business to teach persons how to evade the laws. We could imagine circumstances where we might, in confidence, impart the coveted knowledge, but we would rather not be asked.
Apologetic Customer
| Apologetic Customer | @ |
|---|---|
| Template | Shopkeeper |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 7 (lawful) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
At {Company Name}, we take pride in ensuring our customer’s satisfaction. Unfortunately, we did not meet your—or our own—expectations. Upon thorough review of the situation, we narrowed the cause to {key staff changes, recent internal system update, office relocation, etc…}.
As a testament to our strive for perfection, we have taken steps to ensure that this will never happen again by {creating company wide training sessions, installing new back-up systems, creating an internal auditing team, etc…}.
Bobby On The Beat
| Bobbie On The Beat | K |
|---|---|
| Template | Kop captain |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 7 (lawful) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
More than a third of people in England and Wales have not seen a bobby on the beat for a year, research suggests.
Caveperson
| Caveperson | @ |
|---|---|
| Template | Caveman |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 7 (lawful) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
A word of advice, Durk: It's the Mesolithic. We've domesticated the dog, we're using stone tools, and no one's naked anymore.
DIElithium crystal
| DIElithium Crystal | * |
|---|---|
| Template | Pile of killer coins |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | -7 (chaotic) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
Engineering. No casualties, captain, but trouble aplenty with the engines. Every dilithium crystal connection smashed in the warp engine circuitry.
Filth Beatle
| Filth Beatle | a |
|---|---|
| Template | Giant beetle |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
Funky Monkey
| Funky Monkey | Y |
|---|---|
| Template | Monkey |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
Como banana, biscoito e engulo caroço até me engasgar.
Faço minhas macacadas, rolou batucada eu vou me acabar.
Bolsa brilhante, relógio, não marque bobeira que eu pego pra mim.
Vamos plantar bananeira, jogar capoeira cantando assim
Ae, ae!
Highest Priestest
| Highest Priestest | @ |
|---|---|
| Template | Fire ant |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
The Goddess has a fourth face. It is secret, and you should pray, as I do, as I do Igraine, that Morgause will never wear that face.
Orchaealogist
| Orchaealogist | o |
|---|---|
| Template | Orc shaman |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
Is this quest bugged? I talked to the orc, conviced him of showing me where the grave is. He starts running, then sits down, and tells me its right in fron of his feet, but there is no grave there. Is the quest bugged or something?
Phone Zombie
| Phone Zombie | Z |
|---|---|
| Template | Human zombie |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
Enough of Hong Kong's mobile phone zombie menaces to society.
It’s time to take matters into our own hands to shock these public nuisances out of their reverie and back into the real world.
Purple Ampersand
| Purple Ampersand | & |
|---|---|
| Template | Nalfeshnee |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | -7 (chaotic) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
… during the early 1800s, the character was considered the 27th letter of the alphabet. For students reciting their ABCs, it would have been confusing to say “X, Y, Z, and,” so they inserted per se (meaning “by itself”) into the sequence, transforming the end of the recitation into “X, Y, Z, and per se and.” Over time, “and per se and” morphed into the word we use today: ampersand.
Samurukhai
| Samurukhai | o |
|---|---|
| Template | Orc captain |
| Attacks | |
| Alignment | 7 (lawful) |
| Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
| Resistances |
With regards to the way of death, if you are prepared to die at any time, you will be able to meet your release from life with equanimity. As calamities are usually not as bad as anticipated beforehand, it is foolhardy to feel anxiety about tribulations not yet endured. Just accept that the worst possible fate for a man in service is to become a rōnin, or death by seppuku. Then nothing will faze you.
