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==Agony Ant==
 
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The Agony Aunt has a weak bite, but an annoying stun.  It's final act is a rumour of some description. 
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==Apologetic Customer==
 
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The apologetic customer is mainly a nuisance to other shoppers, because of their effect on shopkeepers.  Apologetic customers spawn inside shops, and pick up and carry the shop inventory (67% chance to pick up / 33% change to drop each item each turn).  The shopkeeper considers this to be unsold inventory in possession of the player character, and therefore stands in front of the door (congratulations to anyone who knows how to code that).  That renders the shop mostly un-usable.  Apologetic customers can be heard to say "Oh dear, excuse me", "I'm sorry", "How much did you say that costs?" and such-like.  Chatting to a peaceful apologetic customer prompts them to offer to sell their inventory items.  The shopkeeper will no longer consider purchased items to be unsold. 
  
 
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! Apologetic Customer !! {{red|@}}
 
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==Bobby On The Beat==
 
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Bobbies on the Beat are a rare type of Kop that randomly spawn in pairs.  They have a Watchman-like function.  If they witness the player character commit any infraction, they will call the Kops.  Infractions include any act of Dungeon destruction, or being attacked, or actually any fighting ("disorderly behaviour"). Bobbies on the Beat on a level can be heard to make such remarks as "'Allo 'allo 'allo, what 'ave we 'ere?", and "You can't park here, Sir / Madam", "Oi! You come back 'ere, Sunshine!".  #Chatting to elicits standard Watchman conversation. 
  
 
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! Bobby On The Beat !! {{blue|K}}
 
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==Caveperson==
 
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Don't mess with the cavepersons – they carry a really big club. 
  
 
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==DIElithium crystal==
 
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The DIElithium crystal is a homicidal self-aware mineral that packs a nasty electric zap.
  
 
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| Template || [[Evil coins|Pile of killer coins]]
 
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==Filth Beatle==
 
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The Filth Beatle is something of a crossover from the [[Music Monsters]].  Its nip is more of a nuisance, leading to perceptual problems.
 
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| Template || [[Giant beetle]]
 
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Revision as of 04:26, 3 August 2019

Work-in-Progress

Nicked from the mages of VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary, we bring you some Nethack Stuff.

Templates: various

Agony Ant

The Agony Aunt has a weak bite, but an annoying stun. It's final act is a rumour of some description.

Agony Ant a
Template Fire ant
Attacks Bite 1d4, Sting 1d4 stun, Explode on death 1d4 garo report
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances poison
An Agony Aunt is solitary

It is not our business to teach persons how to evade the laws. We could imagine circumstances where we might, in confidence, impart the coveted knowledge, but we would rather not be asked.

The Englishwoman's Domestic Magazine, 1856

Apologetic Customer

The apologetic customer is mainly a nuisance to other shoppers, because of their effect on shopkeepers. Apologetic customers spawn inside shops, and pick up and carry the shop inventory (67% chance to pick up / 33% change to drop each item each turn). The shopkeeper considers this to be unsold inventory in possession of the player character, and therefore stands in front of the door (congratulations to anyone who knows how to code that). That renders the shop mostly un-usable. Apologetic customers can be heard to say "Oh dear, excuse me", "I'm sorry", "How much did you say that costs?" and such-like. Chatting to a peaceful apologetic customer prompts them to offer to sell their inventory items. The shopkeeper will no longer consider purchased items to be unsold.

Apologetic Customer @
Template Human (monster)
Alignment 7 (lawful)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
An apologetic customer Can talk

At {Company Name}, we take pride in ensuring our customer’s satisfaction. Unfortunately, we did not meet your—or our own—expectations. Upon thorough review of the situation, we narrowed the cause to {key staff changes, recent internal system update, office relocation, etc…}.

As a testament to our strive for perfection, we have taken steps to ensure that this will never happen again by {creating company wide training sessions, installing new back-up systems, creating an internal auditing team, etc…}.

Bobby On The Beat

Bobbies on the Beat are a rare type of Kop that randomly spawn in pairs. They have a Watchman-like function. If they witness the player character commit any infraction, they will call the Kops. Infractions include any act of Dungeon destruction, or being attacked, or actually any fighting ("disorderly behaviour"). Bobbies on the Beat on a level can be heard to make such remarks as "'Allo 'allo 'allo, what 'ave we 'ere?", and "You can't park here, Sir / Madam", "Oi! You come back 'ere, Sunshine!". #Chatting to elicits standard Watchman conversation.

Bobby On The Beat K
Template Kop captain
Alignment 7 (lawful)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
A Bobby on the Beat Is normally generated peaceful
Occurs in pairs
Can talk

More than a third of people in England and Wales have not seen a bobby on the beat for a year, research suggests.

BBC, 2016

Caveperson

Don't mess with the cavepersons – they carry a really big club.

Caveperson @
Template Caveman
Attacks club 4d10 (stun)
Alignment 7 (lawful)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
A Caveperson Is normally generated peaceful
Occurs in small groups

A word of advice, Durk: It's the Mesolithic. We've domesticated the dog, we're using stone tools, and no one's naked anymore.

Gary Larson, The Far Side

DIElithium crystal

The DIElithium crystal is a homicidal self-aware mineral that packs a nasty electric zap.

DIElithium Crystal *
Template Pile of killer coins
Attacks 3d8 lightning bolt (shock), 3d8 passive (shock)
Alignment -7 (chaotic)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Drops 1 - 8 dilithium crystals

Engineering. No casualties, captain, but trouble aplenty with the engines. Every dilithium crystal connection smashed in the warp engine circuitry.

Gene Roddenberry, Star Trek The Original Series

Filth Beatle

The Filth Beatle is something of a crossover from the Music Monsters. Its nip is more of a nuisance, leading to perceptual problems.

Filth Beatle a
Template Giant beetle
Attacks Bite 1d4 (hallucination)
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances Poison, sickness
Drops 1-2 random scrolls
A Filth Beatle Occurs in groups of from one to five.

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

Lennon and McCartney, I am the Walrus

Funky Monkey

Funky Monkey Y
Template Monkey
Attacks
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances

Como banana, biscoito e engulo caroço até me engasgar.
Faço minhas macacadas, rolou batucada eu vou me acabar.
Bolsa brilhante, relógio, não marque bobeira que eu pego pra mim.
Vamos plantar bananeira, jogar capoeira cantando assim
Ae, ae!

Brown / Mutti / Garrett; © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Fox Music, Inc

Highest Priestest

Highest Priestest @
Template Fire ant
Attacks
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances

The Goddess has a fourth face. It is secret, and you should pray, as I do, as I do Igraine, that Morgause will never wear that face.

Marion Zimmer Bradley, The Mists of Avalon

Orchaealogist

Orchaealogist o
Template Orc shaman
Attacks
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances

Is this quest bugged? I talked to the orc, conviced him of showing me where the grave is. He starts running, then sits down, and tells me its right in fron of his feet, but there is no grave there. Is the quest bugged or something?

User: AmAtic. Divinity: Original Sin (Classic) Forums

Phone Zombie

Phone Zombie Z
Template Human zombie
Attacks
Alignment 0 (neutral)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances

Enough of Hong Kong's mobile phone zombie menaces to society.
It’s time to take matters into our own hands to shock these public nuisances out of their reverie and back into the real world.

Yonden Lhatoo, South China Morning Post

Purple Ampersand

Purple Ampersand &
Template Nalfeshnee
Attacks
Alignment -7 (chaotic)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances

… during the early 1800s, the character was considered the 27th letter of the alphabet. For students reciting their ABCs, it would have been confusing to say “X, Y, Z, and,” so they inserted per se (meaning “by itself”) into the sequence, transforming the end of the recitation into “X, Y, Z, and per se and.” Over time, “and per se and” morphed into the word we use today: ampersand.

Angela Riechers, AIGA Eye on Design, 2017

Samurukhai

Samurukhai o
Template Orc captain
Attacks
Alignment 7 (lawful)
Frequency 0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances

With regards to the way of death, if you are prepared to die at any time, you will be able to meet your release from life with equanimity. As calamities are usually not as bad as anticipated beforehand, it is foolhardy to feel anxiety about tribulations not yet endured. Just accept that the worst possible fate for a man in service is to become a rōnin, or death by seppuku. Then nothing will faze you.

Yamamoto Tsunetomo, Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai

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