User:Wikid/Random Set

Work-in-progress

Spilled from the stages of VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary, we bring you an entirely random set of said propositions.

Atomic budgie

Smiting one atomic budgie can ruin your whole day, and that of those around you.

Atomic budgie	B
Template	Raven
Attacks	Bite 1d6, claw 1d6 blinding (no damage), explodes (Wide-angle disintegration beam to surrounding 8 squares) when killed
Alignment	0 (neutral)
Frequency	0 (Not randomly generated)
An atomic budgie	Is solitary

The atomic bomb certainly is the most powerful of all weapons, but it is conclusively powerful and effective only in the hands of the nation which controls the sky.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Consequence Of Your Insouciance

Consequence Of Your Insouciance is a unique iron golem, whose probability of being spawned increases as alignment record worsens. Each alignment-reducing act has a probability of (2% * alignment decrement) of spawning Consequence Of Your Insouciance.

Consequence Of Your Insouciance has a levelporting attack, that ports to the lowest accessible level. If spawned in the Mazes of Menace, it ports to the Valley of the Dead. If spawned in Gehennom, it ports to the Vibrating Square or Moloch's Sanctum. Consequence of Your Insouciance is covetous, and ports alongside the player character.

Consequence Of Your Insouciance	'
Template	Iron golem
Attacks	Weapon 4d10 (levelport to nadir), Poison breath 4d6
Alignment	0 (neutral)
Frequency	0 (Unique)
Resistances	poison
Consequence Of Your Insouciance	Wants the Amulet of Yendor

I have to confess that I had gambled on my soul and lost it with heroic insouciance and lightness of touch. The soul is so impalpable, so often useless, and sometimes such a nuisance, that I felt no more emotion on losing it than if, on a stroll, I had mislaid my visiting card.

Charles Baudelaire

Hypotonic saline infusion

Unsuspecting Adventurers may blunder into a hypotonic saline infusion, a future tech type of nurse-substitute.

Hypotonic saline infusion	!
Template	Nurse
Attacks	(Passive) claw 2d6 heal
Speed	0
Alignment	0 (neutral)
Frequency	0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances	poison
Drops	1 potions of full healing
A hypotonic saline infusion	Occurs in small groups

There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a number fourteen needle and a good strong arm.

Samuel Shem

Perfidious Albion

A perfidious Albion is an annoying sort of animated towel. It may seem to be asleep, but in reality it is there to steal your things.

Perfidious Albion	(
Template	Monkey
Alignment	0 (neutral)
Frequency	0 (Not randomly generated)
Drops	towel
A Perfidious Albion	Is generated sleeping Occurs in small groups

"Attaquons dans ses eaux
        La perfide Albion"

Augustin, Marquis de Ximenez (1726-1817), "L'Ere des Francais, 1793

Protest vote

Protest vote	?
Template	Yellow light
Attacks
Alignment	0 (neutral)
Frequency	0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances	poison
A protest vote

Registered trademark

Registered trademark	?
Template	Wood nymph
Attacks
Alignment	0 (neutral)
Frequency	0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances	poison
A registered trademark

Round tuit

Round tuit	(
Template	Bat
Attacks
Alignment	0 (neutral)
Frequency	0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances	poison
A round tuit

Sinking feeling

Sinking feeling	#
Template	Black pudding
Attacks
Alignment	0 (neutral)
Frequency	0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances	poison
A sinking feeling

Winning ticket

Winning ticket	?
Template	Black light
Attacks
Alignment	0 (neutral)
Frequency	0 (Not randomly generated)
Resistances	poison
A winning ticket