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− | {{encyclopedia| | + | {{encyclopedia|"Attaquons dans ses eaux |
− | {{right-align| }} | + | La perfide Albion" |
+ | {{right-align|Augustin, Marquis de Ximenez (1726-1817), "L'Ere des Francais, 1793 | ||
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Revision as of 23:14, 3 August 2019
Work-in-progress
Spilled from the stages of VoR's Hallucinatory Bestiary, we bring you an entirely random set of said propositions.
Contents
Atomic budgie
Smiting one atomic budgie can ruin your whole day, and that of those around you.
Atomic budgie | B |
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Template | Raven |
Attacks | Bite 1d6, claw 1d6 blinding (no damage), explodes (Wide-angle disintegration beam to surrounding 8 squares) when killed |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
An atomic budgie | Is solitary |
The atomic bomb certainly is the most powerful of all weapons, but it is conclusively powerful and effective only in the hands of the nation which controls the sky.
Consequence Of Your Insouciance
Consequence Of Your Insouciance is a unique iron golem, whose probability of being spawned increases as alignment record worsens. Each alignment-reducing act has a probability of (2% * alignment decrement) of spawning Consequence Of Your Insouciance.
Consequence Of Your Insouciance has a levelporting attack, that ports to the lowest accessible level. If spawned in the Mazes of Menace, it ports to the Valley of the Dead. If spawned in Gehennom, it ports to the Vibrating Square or Moloch's Sanctum. Consequence of Your Insouciance is covetous, and ports alongside the player character.
Consequence Of Your Insouciance | ' |
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Template | Iron golem |
Attacks | Weapon 4d10 (levelport to nadir), Poison breath 4d6 |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Unique) |
Resistances | poison |
Consequence Of Your Insouciance | Wants the Amulet of Yendor |
I have to confess that I had gambled on my soul and lost it with heroic insouciance and lightness of touch. The soul is so impalpable, so often useless, and sometimes such a nuisance, that I felt no more emotion on losing it than if, on a stroll, I had mislaid my visiting card.
Hypotonic saline infusion
Unsuspecting Adventurers may blunder into a hypotonic saline infusion, a future tech type of nurse-substitute.
Hypotonic saline infusion | ! |
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Template | Nurse |
Attacks | (Passive) claw 2d6 heal |
Speed | 0 |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | poison |
Drops | 1 potions of full healing |
A hypotonic saline infusion | Occurs in small groups |
There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a number fourteen needle and a good strong arm.
Perfidious Albion
A perfidious Albion is an annoying sort of animated towel. It may seem to be asleep, but in reality it is there to steal your things.
Perfidious Albion | ( |
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Template | Monkey |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Drops | towel |
A Perfidious Albion | Is generated sleeping Occurs in small groups |
"Attaquons dans ses eaux
La perfide Albion"
Protest vote
Protest vote | ? |
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Template | Yellow light |
Attacks | |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | poison |
A protest vote |
Registered trademark
Registered trademark | ? |
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Template | Wood nymph |
Attacks | |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | poison |
A registered trademark |
Round tuit
Round tuit | ( |
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Template | Bat |
Attacks | |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | poison |
A round tuit |
Sinking feeling
Sinking feeling | # |
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Template | Black pudding |
Attacks | |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | poison |
A sinking feeling |
Winning ticket
Winning ticket | ? |
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Template | Black light |
Attacks | |
Alignment | 0 (neutral) |
Frequency | 0 (Not randomly generated) |
Resistances | poison |
A winning ticket |